Look, Look, and ignore the Screams!

We have just found the most wonderful device ever.

  It is supposed to enable you to cut quilts with a super degree of accuracy within minutes.  We are dying to get our paws on it.  We're sure if we had it, we could not only do our stuff super fast, but perhaps we could convince humans and other bears and bunnies to pay us to cut fabric for them too.  There has to be a way to get it!  We wish Brother would stop shrieking from his hiding place so we can think of that way!