New Rabbit Novel

I have a horrifying announcement to make. I don't want to frighten everyone, but you probably need to know so you will understand should you feel ground shaking. It's not an earthquake, or people rolling over in their graves as humans look silly over this election thing. It is the rabbits celebrating the release of a new rabbit novel.

The Further Tale of Peter Rabbit, an adventure of my rabbit siblings' relation, which you can purchase here should you be into horror. It just came out, and the rabbits learned of it today when they saw some sort of news release so now they are racing to plan parties. Soon hopping will fill the land, and breakables will tumble from shelves as the vibrations caused by big bunny feet bouncing around are felt. What in the world was this author thinking, writing a bunny book, and letting it be published? It will only lead to encouragement for those rabbits!