Monday, January 25, 2010

Novel Horrors Month Three Day Twenty-Five

Please offer up prayers for our poor neighbors, and for goodness sakes, if you are on Facebook. friend the human immediately, and offer her large amounts of gifts for her farm, zoo and garden! It might distract her. I'm afraid that she just figured out the plot twist she wants for the second rabbit novel she is working on, which means she now thinks she will be able to really fly through things. Our neighbors are doomed. And, in even worse news, she thinks she's friended a publisher, and has them as a neighbor on Farmville. The rabbits are plotting to lavish them with rabbit themed gifts, to put them in the right mood for buying rabbit novels.

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