Horror in the Mail

A horror that I almost fear to mention arrived in the mail bright and early this morning. The Department of Rabbitculture (aka The Department of Agriculture) shipped another plant start down to my delinquent bunny siblings. It's something called an evening primrose, and according to the page I found when I researched its dangers, it is a thug like plant. I can only assume that bodes ill for our neighbors and their continuing occupation of their homes, come spring.

Alarming Package

The rabbits got a rather frightening package in the mail today. Okay, technically it was addressed to the human, but that was only because those bunnies have amused themselves impersonating her yet again. Really, don't these places bother to check for long, floppy ears and cotton tails anymore? The rabbits got 34 packs full of free seed in their little box, and I am very concerned about how many of those packs mention cucumber, pumpkin or squash on the wrapper. How alarmed do you suppose our poor neigbors should be about these seeds? And the bunnies still have more seed orders out there too.