On Another Note

On another note, unrelated to the human's injury, someone is posting on the rabbits' gardening list about how to attract bees. I hope he feels so guilty about that. Betsy normally lounges on the bed and with the human high on medication for her injuries, I spotted that bear opening Word and busily taking notes based on those messages about bee attraction. Those poor, poor bees. Do you suppose there's any way to alert the hives about Betsy's education in bee attraction? I don't even want to imagine how many bees she'll be able to capture after this learning experience.

Mailing List, Bees and Betsy Bear

Betsy's been keeping an eye on the rabbits' mailing list, and I spotted her just a bit ago making notes on people reporting lots of bees and their possible locations. I think she's planning to share this info with her cousins so they can capture the bees for the honey production line or possibly for ransom. I really ought to out that bear and the bunnies on the list. I really should. Granted, the bunnies really aren't doing any harm there, besides their getting stuff from the seed bank, but I shudder to imagine the havoc Betsy will cause! Those poor people. I hope they don't mind having to pay to get bees returned.

Missing Bees

Someone on the rabbits' mailing list was posting about a problem with missing bees. Do you think I should post and let them know where the bees are? I'm quite sure that either Betsy Bear or some of her bear mafia cousins have captured them, and poked them onto the honey production line. Do you think that the list would mind a cat posting? Granted, they let the bunnies post, but they've been fooled into thinking that the rabbits are a human.

More Mailing List worries

The bunnies just posted an introduction on their tomato mailing list. I know I shouldn't panic, since tomatoes aren't generally delinquent veggies, but the bunnies asked for advice on pumpkins in addition to tomato discussion! What do I do if someone offers to assist them? The rabbits are using the human's name, so I know all of those other people are totally fooled into thinking they're a human too.

Mailing List Danger

The bunnies sent in a payment for shipping for their seed requests from the veggie mailing list. I'm afraid they placed 2 orders for fifty different kinds of seed total. How worried do you think I should be? About the only decent thing they requested was bushel gourd, which should make nice rentals for larger birds.

Bees and Gardens

It turns out the bunnies' new mailing lists are bad news for Betsy Bear, too! Some foolish person just posted something about bees and how important they are to gardens. Now that delinquent bear is making plans to trot around to gardens under the theory if the gardeners are really attached to the bees, they'll surely pay a large ransom for them. Should legal authorities be called in on this?

Mailing List Bad News

Well, there's a new disaster looming thanks to these lists the bunnies have signed up for. Apparently there's a seed sharing program, and the rabbits have already sent in their first requests! They're using the human's name, and have fooled people into thinking they're humans too! To make matters even worse, they'll need to get seed to share in exchange, so they're thinking of a short, little hop down to the food co-op to gather some nice offerings. I shudder to think of the result of that.

Mailing List Update

The bunnies just made their first mailing list post asking for advice on sprouting more stuff. I think they're using my human's name for the list stuff so people won't figure out they're rabbits! Oh, and they signed up for a second list too, this one devoted to the wonder of the tomatoes. Really, what are these lists thinking?

Mailing List

The bunnies have joined a gardening mailing list. Really, don't they have any sort of qualifications for membership on those things? Surely they could demand that potential members send in a picture or something to make sure they don't have long, floppy ears and fluffy, cotton tails! I shudder to think what havoc them being on this list will cause. They're hoping to get some advice on pumpkin seed sprouting.