Illegal Nest Part 2

There are three eggs in that illegal nest that was installed on my property recently, which means that there must be at least two birds living there. It isn't big enough for two birds, and what they expect to do with those eggs once they hatch, I don't even want to imagine since there surely isn't room for them in there. How in the world can I make those birds pack their eggs and get into a birdhouse immediately? That nest is at best a single bird dwelling, and I'm sure isn't up to code! What if the code inspectors come around? I will be held accountable as the property owner!

Illegal Nest

A second bird has installed an illegal nest on my property. This one was a sneaky bird, hiding his nest in a bush and trying to make it blend in with the bush limbs, but it was spotted. Honestly, what is with all of these illegal properties being installed around here? I'm sure they're not up to code, and I could be held accountable for their violations since this is my property. How do I go about demanding this bird move into an approved birdhouse immediately?

Illegal Property

A pair of birds have installed an illegal property! I just spotted this nest, this afternoon!


So, does anyone have any thoughts about how to get these birds evicted? If they want to live here, there are birdhouses for rent. They can't just poke a nest out anywhere they want like that. Will I have to wait for the egg to hatch before giving them an eviction notice, though? How long does it take eggs to hatch? Can I demand someone sit on it to encourage faster hatching?