Novel Horrors Month Two Day Eighteen

The human found a site that is supposed to help you write a book in a week, and she is thinking about signing up after Christmas. Do you think I can report this horrible site to someone? Our neighbors will never see their house again if the human's speed at writing horrible stories of rabbit encouragement gets up to cranking out a book a week. I'm very worried that something like that could work for her, too. She's already got the entire first act of the next rabbit book plotted out. It's just a matter of her getting it typed, and this horrible site might show her how to up her speed.

Word Count Month Two Day Seventeen

The second book is done. The human wrote 5290 words, bringing her up to a total of 80,261 words for the second book. Have you ever seen such an alarming word count? Really, she should be ashamed, and the rate at which she is cranking out these words is alarming to say the least, especially since she's writing around holidays which are thought to slow writing down. What if this means her speed will increase come January? I've heard there are some who can crank out a book a week. What will I do if the human decides to try that next? She's already mastered a book in a month.