Facing the Year of the Rabbit

I would suggest that all of my readers make plans to lock yourselves safely in your houses now, until this year is over, or else you are sure to meet a horrible fate. I spotted another of my bunny siblings' lists of things they need at the food co-op, and they have down a pound of mung beans, adzuki beans and pinto beans as part of their planned Year of the Rabbit celebrations! Do you know how many beans make up a pound, and pinto beans have a strong history of being vicious and expansionistic. Not only is the neighborhood doomed if this purchase happens, but I suspect this part of the state is as well!

The Adzuki Bean

I looked up the adzuki bean on wikipedia. It didn't say anything about potential aggressive tendencies with the bean, and surely it would mention that, wouldn't it, especially if the bean might be to blame for the disappearance of various felines or teenagers celebrating a graduation?