Brother Report

Well, the vet called and said that perhaps Brother didn't steal those worms after all.  He was so thrilled that we might be forced to let him out of pen arrest until we pointed out that this means he's plump and might need to DIET!  Now he's insisting he is a worm thief and should be locked away at once.  Think we ought to believe him?

Worm Theft Punishment

Brother is confined to his pen as a punishment for his theft of those worms.  Does anyone know how long we should make him stay on pen arrest?  We don't know what in the world he was thinking, snatching worms that belong in the garden working.

The Vet

Brother got drug to the vet today, for the rest of his shots, and we got the happy news that he has probably managed to steal a batch of worms that we are sure were meant to be tilling the soil in our garden.  Stealing worms, he should be ashamed.  And he has no right to complain about how he lost valuable arm fur after his latest antics.

Sunday Fun

We had a lovely Sunday.  We got to visit the country cottage, and now the humans are talking about going back this week.  Won't Brother love that?  His first trip since his recapture.  And we just ordered a certificate to help adopt more siblings, so this might be an even bigger family trip than expected!

Such a NICE Day

Today was so nice, despite Brother's complaints.  First, those bunnies made the TV again this morning, promoting good will and bunnies even further.  Then we visited a few places with the human and met two more bears in need of a home, bringing the sibling count up to 807.  We hope the kitty shrieks at this number didn't disturb anyone unduly.

Television

Brother is so unhappy with the local tv station tonight!  They aired a video a couple of rabbits made, and it is now becoming wildly popular online.  We don't see what the problem is, but Brother is ranting and raving about how the station is encouraging rabbits by airing such things without a warning, and it will serve them right if our garden takes over their station this year, which seeing as the station is two blocks away, a bit on an invasion is possible, we suppose.  But still, the bunny video was WONDERFUL!

Still More Growth

The tree is growing even more.  Oh, Brother so deserves this punishment after the growth he is planning.  Four feet!  Why would he want to be four feet tall?  And think of the trouble he could cause at that size!  No drawer or door would be safe from him!  No, he must be punished until he forgets such notions.  It is the only way!

More Tree Growth

The tree continues to grow, and now we are thinking about hopping to the archives tomorrow or Friday to work on it more.  Let's see how Brother likes that, and it will serve him right for his threats to drag us around by the ears when he gets big.

Family Tree Punishment

To punish Brother for his family tree, and planned excessive growth, we have offered to help the human with her tree research some more.  And such lovely news, Cousin Eddie managed to become famous and then die young, leaving a ton of information that has the tree sprouting with new limbs.  That will teach Brother not to plan to grow to four feet tall so he can drag us around by our ears!

Brother's Family Tree

We just found out something alarming about Brother's family tree.  The humans think that he has kitty relations in MAINE!  Do you know how large kitties from that place get?  They can be four feet TALL!  Four feet!  How will we manage Brother if he's that size?  He'll be able to drag us instead of the other way around!

Our Leader!

We had a lovely time visiting with our leader today, and then five of us hopped out for dinner with the humans.  Brother is probably doomed to the naughty list, though, for his actions.  He attacked the ribbon on the basket our leader delivered to the human, and tried to snatch her eggs as well.  He's heading for coal for sure.

Leader is on his Way

We're so excited, we don't know how we will sleep tonight!  Our leader is on his yearly hopping trip, loaded down with goodie baskets!  And we think we have gotten Brother a bit concerned too, with our tail of bunnies now handling the naughty and nice list.  We told him he will get his preliminary goodness rating TOMORROW when our leader hops in!  And that once a rating is assigned, it will take a ton of goodness to change it.  So now he thinks he just has hours to figure out how to impress a rabbit and avoid the naughty list!  Such fun!

Outsourcing

We told Brother today that we believe Santa has outsourced his naughty and nice list to the Easter bunny as there are more bunnies around than elves.  Which means if so that Brother's goodness rating and Christmas presents will be decided upon by RABBITS!  Let's see if that gets him to be a bit nicer!

More Attempted Sabotage

Tonight Brother decided to try his paw at sabotaging the Kindle and the tablet.  Really, is there nothing that kitten won't try his paw at to cause us trouble, and worse to cause the human trouble?  How in the world are we going to protect all of our power cords?

Attempted Sabotage

Brother is attempting to sabotage the computer, possibly to keep us from earning more gift certificates to adopt more siblings.  He came in here this evening and had the nerve to attack the power cord!  What was he thinking?  Well, we hope he knows that should he damage that so the human has to race to get an emergency replacement, the cost is coming out of his food budget!

Hehehehe

We're sure Brother will be very annoyed when he realizes, but we almost have enough points for several new siblings.  And with the big bunny holiday fast approaching, we're sure this new sibling should be a BUNNY!  We're thinking of getting the human to take a bus this weekend to go on a sibling hunt.  We wonder when we should tell Brother?

Our Leader

We don't think Brother has thought to check the calendar yet, so do you think we ought to let him know that our leader will be hopping by this weekend?  We're sure he will be so pleased to find that we have finally recaptured Brother.  Maybe he will even give us extra seed for finally dragging him back where he belongs!

Visited The Country

We got to hop to the country today to visit the country cottage, and now the human is talking about how much she would love to go up there to stay this week!  A trip to the country, that would be so much fun, and with his little pen, it would be so easy to drag Brother along!  When do you think we should break the news to him?

Siblings

So many churches were having events today.  The humans went to a few, and of course they happened to run into a few homeless teddies.  We think one of the bears was supposed to be entertainment at the car show this church was hosting.  She was certainly dressed for it with pompoms and everything, but as soon as she spotted the human, she was begging to go home with her.  We do hope that church didn't really need the extra entertainment.  Then the human met another bear and a bunny at a singing at another church.  Three new siblings all together!  The sibling count is now up to 805!  You don't want to know how Brother took this happy news.

More Points

Brother isn't very happy with us, but we are very close to yet another lovely gift certificate, and he fears we are going to use this one to get more siblings.  Hmmmm.  A certificate for siblings.  The human does have a lot of certificates for books at the moment.  Perhaps we will get one for siblings next time.  Think we ought to thank Brother for giving us the idea?

Today

We didn't go to the archive again today, although the human really wanted to.  Brother was happy at first, but now he's ranting and raving and demanding to know why he hears us tapping on the computer, and are we using it to research the family tree through the census.  We wonder how long we should let him wonder before letting him know that we think we have found another relation online?

Family Tree

Lovely news!  We found Cousin Cordelia today, and she had the good fortune to marry someone with an odd name, so we think tracking down the rest of her family will be a breeze as a result.  We hope the kitty screams as a result of this lovely news didn't bother anyone,  Really, Brother has now right to threaten to sue Cousin Cordelia and her entire family just because she didn't hide well enough, and we were able to track her down!

Tomorrow's Plan

Little does Brother know what we have planned, and hopefully we can keep things that way.  The human got an idea about tracing some difficult relatives, and now she is thinking about a little visit to the archives tomorrow.  Perhaps we will hop out with her before the cat gets up.  Here's hoping he is extra lazy in the morning.

Human Books

Brother isn't happy, but we are, as we just earned the human a lovely, giant book certificate.  We still don't understand why he objects so much to our earning books for her.  We even got a great deal on a book full of ideas for kitty snacks once.  Shouldn't he be our best friend forever for arranging the purchase of this volume?

Mouse Movies

Our mouse siblings' large cousin just makes the BEST movies and TV shows!  Really, we can't think of better programing and entertainment.  That mouse is some sort of film genius!  We hopped to another of his films today and it was great, and then there were the ads for his upcoming movies too.  Such a clever, clever mouse to do all he is doing.  Really, we ought to hop to his park, to tell him personally what a wonderful job he is doing keeping humans and rabbits entertained.  And possibly to pick up those giant beanstalk seeds as well.

Movies

We watched a movie this afternoon, and we have plans to hop to another film in the theater tomorrow.  Brother isn't pleased at all, especially since our mouse siblings' large cousin is responsible for both of these films.  He's sure that our attending them will put ideas into our heads about visiting the mouse's home in Florida, and just as vegetable season is starting too.  He still thinks that the mouse might offer seeds for that giant beanstalk in his park.  Hmmmm.  We wonder if he does?  That would be worth hopping down for a visit!

Wonderful Fabric Deal

One of our little bunny friends hopped out with the human today, and found the most wonderful fabric sale.  Lovely solid cotton colors for only a dollar a yard!  She hopped home with five yards, and we're considering trotting out tomorrow in search of more.  Such a wonderful deal and the colors are absolutely perfect!

Fridge

Brother keeps trying to sneak into the fridge, and we are sure he is up to no good.  There is no fish in there, and he keeps heading for the vegetable crisper every time he tries to hop in.  We suspect he has plans for sabotaging our salads!  The nerve of that cat!

Watching

The grandhuman is allowing Brother entirely too much freedom.  She keeps allowing him out of his pen, and when he isn't glaring at our plants, he trots in her and glares at US!  Do you know how hard it is to accomplish anything with Brother glaring?  How are we supposed to help the human earn books, or the family tree to grow with Brother watching us all the time?

Planting

The human has to limp to the doctor today, so we didn't get our seed planted.  Hopefully tomorrow we will, though.  And it is definitely going to be poked next to Brother's little pen.  After how he kept glaring at our squash when the grandhuman let him loose for a bit, as if he was wishing a horrible fate on it, he deserves a vegetable neighbor.  And a melon neighbor!