Snip Snip! Shriek Shriek!

We got material to make t-shirts today. There were shrieks as we cut out the patterns for them, and then the noise when we started cutting the fabric.... Really, does our brother want us to trot around naked? We have to capture him soon, we really do. Mother's Day is fast approaching, and we think it would break our poor human's heart not to have him here by then. We don't know why he doesn't just get back in here. If he wants to sabotage our sewing, you would think he would find it easier to accomplish from inside the house.