Just Occurred to Us

It just occurred to us that there are a number of kitties who live at the pizza place where our human was crippled oh so many years ago, and we suspect several of them might be black cats. Now, we're not prejudiced against ebony colored felines, but the fact is that some cats of that color do delight in causing bad luck. What if that's what led to our poor human's injury? If we find out it is their fault, do you think it's too late to take the cats to court? Really, listening to the human moaning in pain is rather awful, and those cats shouldn't get away with causing such terrible luck. We don't know why the good black cats haven't done something about them.