Pancakes

Some foolish pancake place is offering free pancakes on Tuesday. We can only assume their either hate their employees, and want them to suffer unspeakable torment, or they get a nice write-off if they are the victims of massive robberies, for free pancakes are bound to attract Betsy Bear. She's polishing her pancake fork now in anticipation of the upcoming feast. Those poor, poor pancake servers. We can only hope they have good insurance, that will cover the treatment they will need, after Betsy attacks them and eats every pancake in the place.