Word Count Month Two Day Fourteen

The human wrote 5024 words today, bringing her total up to 70,077. She is now only 9923 words away from her goal of 80,000 words. She's threatening to work hard, and to possibly either cancel all medical appointments or lag the laptop with her so that she can work from the waiting room in order to get the story finished by Wednesday. Have you ever heard of such a nightmarish idea? If she finishes this horrible thing by Wednesday, that means she could be close to finished with a third book by the end of the month!