Late Shrieks

We hope that the sudden, loud shrieks this evening didn't wake anyone.  We signed up for a quilting seminar, which will help us learn to be excellent stitching teachers.  Four days of instruction in a method that is supposed to allow you to make a quilt in a day.  At the end you get a special little certification and everything, to show you are officially trained in this method.  And they show you how to market and promote your classes as well.  It seems like an excellent learning opportunity.  Brother strongly disagrees, though, and is insisting we drop out of that class right this second, and keep our paws out of any sort of institution of learning, since such places can't be trusted not to provide instruction to rabbits.  We're expecting a call from one of our future teachers tomorrow to learn more about the class and what we will need to take as far as supplies go.  Please brace yourselves accordingly for the shrieks.

Today's Continued Complaints

Sorry for the noise today, and we are especially sorry for the fact it started so early.  We had to hop to the dentist with the human this morning, and for some reason Brother objected to that.  We got a ton of texts demanding to know why we were in such a business, and we better not be getting our paws on bunny sized toothbrushes and carrot toothpaste.  Poor human.  Her mouth is throbbing, and she can barely manage to eat at the moment.  Anyway, to cheer her afterwards, we went to a few quilt shops.  Which is what caused the shrieks at lunch time.  It was awful.  We got texts demanding to know what we were doing at a quilt shop, and why were we staying there so long, and to get out at once, and then what were we doing at another quilt shop and we better not be getting something cut and was that a third quilt shop he saw us hopping into via GPS and why in the world were these businesses allowing us in their doors.  It was so annoying.  We did find some nice fabric to make more quilts, though, and really, Brother shouldn't object so because two of these new planned quilts feature kitties!  Shouldn't he support us in stitching feline quilts?

Tuesday Apology

Sorry for the noise this afternoon.  We hopped to a book store with the human and Brother as is usual for him didn't take it well.  He was texting constantly, demanding to know what we were up to in the book store, and insisting that we hop right out of there that second and to drop any books we might have in our paws.  So annoying.  We're just glad that he hasn't figured out how to tell what section of the store we're shopping in yet.  The phone would have probably been damaged if he figured out we were in the quilt and sewing section.  And that we purchased two books.

Sorry for the Posting Delay

We're very sorry for the posting delay and for the kitty shrieks as well.  We accompanied the human to a wedding out of town.  It was a lovely affair, and very bunny friendly.  They served carrot cake and everything, which we really appreciated.  Brother didn't feel the same, though, and was texting us the moment he saw us crossing the town line on GPS, demanding to know where we were going and insisting we hop right back home right away.  He's such a pain.  Anyway, we did a little shopping before the wedding, and found the best deal on some fabric for clothing and quilt construction, and of course we were getting texts the entire time demanding that we get out of those stores right this minute, and what were we doing in there for so long anyway, and we better not be making purchases.  You probably don't want to imagine what he was texting us when we stopped at a couple of quilt shops and a fabric store.  We were seriously considering turning the phone off due to his texts, demanding know what in the world we thought we were doing frequenting those businesses and to just get out of there right away, and we better not be in the line to make purchases.  Oh, and we stopped off at a homeless shelter too, which he was not happy about, and met the nicest bear, teddy pup and bunny who were in need of homes, bringing the sibling total to 922, which annoyed Brother as well.  Aside from the kitty fit, we had a lovely time, though, and we're thinking about going back soon.  We especially loved the new quilt shops we got to visit and we're wanting to check them out again as soon as possible.

Midweek Report

We have one quilt finished except for the borders and have another ready except for tying it, if you were wondering what all of the kitty shrieks at about midmorning were about.  We also hopped to the fabric store and gathered some more fat quarters, a cute little packet of needles, and a zipper for a sleeping bag we were stitching, which is what caused the screams this evening.  We're very sorry about that.  Anyway, there's some dim hope that things might be quieter this weekend, due to the humans attending a wedding, although there do happen to be several fabric stores along the route they will be taking, along with a few teddy homeless shelters.  If you hear shrieks you'll know we convinced them to make some stops along the way.

Today's Noise

We almost have a quilt together, and have plans for stitching another one tomorrow.  We are expecting a high volume of noise as a result so please guard your ears.  We're very sorry about all of this and if we can figure a way to get that cat to behave, we will certainly try it.

Continuing Noise Apologies

Sorry for the continuing kitty shrieks.  We hope everyone took our advice and kept their ear protection on.  We're afraid we found a simple way to enlarge some patterns to convert them to teddy use, so there has been much shrieking over that.  Also, we have visited the fabric store daily for the last couple of days, and have visited a few fabric departments of some other stores too, which seems to be ticking Brother off highly.  We have also been sewing, and have almost all of the blocks finished for a quilt, that we hope will land us the stitching teaching job of our dreams.  We hope to hear tomorrow.  If you hear a loud kitty explosion, you will know we got hired.  Please keep your ear protection on accordingly and keep your fingers crossed for us if you have them.

Extreme Noise

We do hope that everyone listened to us and kept your ear protection on today due to the nightmarish amount of noise.  First, this morning we hopped with the humans to the tire store.  You would think that Brother wouldn't have a problem with that, but no sooner did we hop in the door than we started getting texts demanding to know why we were there and pointing out that the people who worked their sold us a giant bag of fabric at a discount price a couple of weeks ago, and to get out at once.  That was annoying, but even worse happened when the humans were done, and we went to a couple of church events.  Brother was texting us the entire times demanding to know why we were at a church since it wasn't Sunday and we couldn't possibly be there for a sermon, and to leave at once.  Terribly annoying.  The church events were nice, though.  We found some lovely fabric, and some quilt patterns, and met two monkeys in need of a home who we invited to move in, bringing the sibling count to 918.  Then after we were through with visiting the church events, we dropped in to a quilt store and gathered some lovely fat quarters, including one in a bunny print. That drew down a nightmare amount of texts demanding that we exit that store immediately, and that we drop whatever was in our paws.  After that, we dropped in at the fabric store to check on that job, which we are very optimistic about.  It was so annoying, though, because Brother was texting the entire time demanding to know what we were doing staying in the store for so long, and to get out right away, and that we better not be serious about seeking employment.  Such an awful cat.  Then we had to visit another fabric store in search of a foot for our new sewing machine, and we found some lovely patterns for clothing, so he was shrieking about that too.  Really, we are so sorry for all of the noise.  We don't think things will quiet down any time soon, though, so please shield your ears accordingly.

Sewing Machine

We got a lovely new sewing machine today, but all of you probably guessed that, due to the kitty shrieks.  We hope they didn't cause hearing damage for anyone.  After careful thought, we decided that the purchase was the only sensible thing to do, because our other machine isn't very portable and might result in problems when it comes to teaching classes.  The new machine is so nice, and it has a ton of fancy stitches we are dying to try out.  Brother didn't take its purchase very well, though, and was making threats against the business who sold it to us, and demanding we just pack it up and return it at once.  We suspect he will be making similar demands all weekend, so please guard your ears accordingly.  As for us, we have a ton of sewing scheduled!

Noise

We're very sorry for the noise.  We hopped to the fabric store to see about that job teaching stitching today, and we think we are very close to getting it.  We purchased fabric to make samples to take in to show our skill, along with some yardage for more quilts that was on sale.  Brother did not take it well, as you probably heard already.  We think the number of texts demanding to know what we were doing in the fabric store for so long and we they serious about allowing us employment, and to get out of there at once might have actually done some damage to the phone.  Anyway, please keep your ear protection on all weekend for your own wellbeing.  We are planning to work on samples, and we might be purchasing a little machine to speed stitching, so the shrieks are anticipated to be deafening.

Today's Activities

We hopped to the bookstore today and promptly got hit with texts from Brother demanding to know what we were doing in there.  And then he said that he was trying to figure out how to zoom in, and he better not find that we were in the quilting books aisle.  He can't do that, can he, zoom in on the gps and learn what aisle we are shopping in?

Sort of Quiet Day

Today was sort of quiet as we stayed home.  The human's sinuses were bothering her, so she took an antihistimine and slept most of the day, so we were trying to be quiet little bunnies.  Which also means we only had to get hit with texts from Brother demanding to know why he was hearing so much turning of pages, and how that better not be a book on sewing we were reading, and if so to put it down at once.  We hope the human's feeling better tomorrow.  We've found a few gardening programs we're wanting to watch and we can't turn on the tv if she needs to sleep.  We're dreading the texts that will result, though.

Sorry

Sorry about the lack of posting.  Brother continues to harass us via the GPS tracking on our tablet, and we still haven't been able to turn off the feature without cutting off our access to it as well, and we need that feature to locate places.  He's being awful, and Friday was the worst, with him bombing us with a mass of texts when we hopped to a fabric store demanding to know what we were doing in there and why were we taking so long, and were we daring to get some fabric cut.  Very, very annoying, and then when we hopped out, we saw that a poor customer had just been ran down in the parking lot, which was highly alarming.  And we are highly suspicious of the timing, right before we hopped out.  Could this be a feline plot to frighten us away from such businesses?  We wouldn't put it past Brother.

Continuing GPS Issues

We have got to figure out how to prevent Brother from tracking our tablet's GPS.  Surely there is something we can do to keep him from finding us.  We hopped to the library today and immediately got hit with texts demanding to know why we were there, and why were we in there for longer than it would take to return something, and were we checking out books, and if so to drop them immediately and to leave at once.  Then we went to a second library and the texts got worse, demanding to know why in the world we would need to visit two libraries in one day and how he was definitely sure we were checking out books and to stop at once.  We're just thankful that the GPS doesn't show what section of the library we were in so Brother can't know for sure what books we were borrowing.  We have got to do something to block him.  He's getting seriously annoying.

Sorry for the Noise

Sorry about all of the noise today.  Brother has been in rare form.  We hopped out to those church events like we mentioned we were hoping to do, and no sooner did we get in the hall doors than we started getting texts.  Apparently Brother had managed to activate the GPS tracking for our tablet, and was demanding to know why we were at a church as it wasn't Sunday, so we couldn't be there for a sermon, and were we there for some sort of event that might involve homeless teddies, and if so to just hop right out of the building at once.  We went to three church things, and at each one he kept texting us, demanding to know what in the world we were doing at yet another church, and to just get our cotton tails out of the building right away.  Then we hopped into a homeless shelter, and you can imagine how he took our presence in that location.  Finally we hopped to a movie, and turned off the phone, only to be greeted by an inbox full of texts demanding to know why we were in a theater, and how we better not be watching a bunny film, and why in the world do movie companies make such horrifying things anyway?  We have got to figure out how to prevent him from accessing the GPS tracking for our tablet.  Surely there is some way to do that, right, to prevent such annoying harassment?  Other than that, though, we had a nice day.  We met the nicest panda, bear, horse and bunny and invited them to move in, bringing the sibling count up to 916.  We also found a giant pile of quilting magazines for an excellent price.  All in all, it was just a fantastic day.

Scream Update

Sorry about the screams yesterday.  We hopped by the teddy adoption center and took in two new bears and a new Pokemon, bringing the sibling count up to 912.  Brother didn't take it well.  Also, we better warn you now that you should protect your ears now.  Several churches are having events tomorrow that we are hoping to hop to, that might lead to more siblings.  Much kitty ranting is anticipated.  Please guard your ears now while there is still time.

Report

Sorry we haven't posted in a few days.  Just wanted to give you a report of current happenings.  First, Easter went well for a change.  Betsy was unable to escape from the grandhuman's room, so our leader was able to actually deliver his baskets to those they were intended for for a change.  We hope that the shock of actually getting their basket this year wasn't too much for anyone.  Leader was also very impressed with our continuing efforts to find work, which is continuing well.  We dropped in yesterday and talked to the lady in charge of the program again, and got a look at the potential pattern we might be teaching.  It's very nice, and we're really looking forward to teaching it if we're hired for it.  We hope if we are that we will have a chance to assist the students in selecting their fabric as well, instead of their just bringing it in already picked for the class.  That would be so much fun to help with that and show people how to make different colors and textures work together.  Also, we hopped by a nursery yesterday and bought a couple of lovely herbs that we needed, if you were wondering about the kitty shrieking.  And then we visited the homeless shelter and took in a needly panda, bringing our sibling total to 909.  We're thinking of going by the fabric store again tomorrow, so please cover your ears accordingly.  And we might go by the teddy adoption center too, so much kitty shrieking is anticipated.  Brace yourselves.

Tomorrow

Is everyone ready to be visited by our leader tomorrow?  We're actually hopeful that Betsy won't be able to snatch his baskets this year.  The Grandhuman took her to her room and is letting that bear lounge on her bed, so we think it might be more difficult for her to sneak out, at least without giving up on her fooling the Grandhuman into her continued belief that Betsy is a good bear.  We so hope that means she won't be able to harass our leader this year.  We have so much we are eager to share with him and he isn't going to be in the best mood if he must be rescued from one of Betsy's traps again.  We are thinking of possible classes we could teach if we had that cutting machine, and quilt kits we could assemble for those classes.  Really, there's so much that we could do with one of those machines.  We have to get it!

Friday's Apology Round

We just wanted to offer our apologies for the shrieks this morning.  We went to a yard sale to check out a cutting machine.  Brother didn't take it well.  We don't know why he was so upset.  It isn't like we bought it.  It was priced way too high for what was with it.  Seeing it, though, has made us determined to get one.  We even have a few more ideas for how we could use it to earn the money to pay for it.  We could offer classes with it in various locations or we could host cutting parties for people to come, use it to cut their fabric, and maybe have some fun fabric trading as well.  There are so many things we could use it for.  Really, we have to get it!  We would be foolish not to, and now we are kicking ourselves for not going ahead and purchasing one at the quilt show.

Weekend Warning

We would like to suggest you keep your ear protection on at all times this weekend.  We suspect it is going to be a noisy one.  Our leader, the Easter Bunny, will be hopping by on his rounds this Sunday and he is sure to be impressed with all of the stitching work we have done and our plans to seek employment teaching stitching.  And you know how Brother takes our leader being happy with us.  Please protect your ears.  The screams are sure to be massive.

New Idea

We have a lovely new idea relating to that machine that is designed to speed up quilt cutting.  If we had it, we could offer classes in how to use the machine, to encourage others to purchase them as well, as a time saver and a hand saver.  We think such a class would go over very well, and could pay for the cost of the machine and for the dies that we were thinking of purchasing as well.  We might have to ask about that, should we get hired to teach.  If we could earn back the cost of the machine, we would almost be foolish not to buy it, wouldn't we?  We just hope Brother doesn't learn about this new idea of ours.  We can only imagine the screams that would result.

Monday Apologies

Sorry for the shrieks today.  We were working on a few quilts to show as more examples of the lovely work we can do, as part of our plan to get that job teaching stitching.  Anyway, we were hard at work on that, and thus one of the baby bunnies had to answer Brother's mass of texts demanding to know what we were up to.  And this little bunny told Brother to stop because we were hard at work and couldn't be disturbed.  So now we are getting messages demanding to know what that baby rabbit meant by work, and have we actually dared to seek employment, and if we have, we better get that notion out of our little bunny heads right away.  He's being just awful!

This Weekend

Sorry for all of the noise this weekend.  We hopped to a quilt show.  Brother didn't take it well at all.  We just hope he doesn't figure out how close we were to purchasing a machine to aid in cutting the pieces for quilts faster.  We would never hear the end of it.  We didn't buy it, but we are still looking so we might need to issue a noise warning here soon.  We also dropped by the teddy adoption center and took in two new bunnies in need of a good home.  Our sibling count is now up to 908.  We're sure you know that we got more siblings, though, with that cat's shrieking about how he was hearing more bunnies hopping into the house than he had heard hop out the front door and what in the world did we do.  Very annoying.  And in an especially annoying happening for the cat, we stopped buy the fabric store and applied for work, hopefully providing sewing instruction to others.  It will be a few weeks until we know for sure if we have the position or not, and what classes we will be teaching.  Paws crossed we get it, because it seems so much fun, and the person we talked to seemed to want to assign us to a mini-quilt session, which we are very experienced in.  Brother didn't take that well either and is ranting about the horrors of a business actually hiring rabbits, and don't they know what could happen if they let us get our little paws on money?  We would suggest you keep ear protection handy for the next few weeks.  You are probably going to need it.

Pancakes and Apologies

We hopped out to a lovely pancake event this evening, and afterwards we dropped by that thread sale again as we realized once we got home that there were a few specific spools of thread that we forgot to pick up.  We would like to offer our apologies for the resulting screams.  So annoying.  We had no more than got home and started to put our new thread away than the texts started, demanding to know why he was hearing the sound of the thread box being opened, and spools being added, and what in the world were we thinking purchasing more thread.  Please keep your ear protection handy.  While we were getting the thread, we saw some lovely fabric that the human really liked.  We would have bought it if we had had our coupon handy,  Maybe this weekend, though.  So be prepared for resulting shrieks.

Today's Shrieks

Sorry for the shrieks today.  We hopped to a fabric store we usually don't visit and it turned out they were having a thread sale.  We got six lovely spools full of quilting thread, including a really fat spool with 1200 yards of thread on it.  The kitty reaction to this was as expected.  We're very sorry for that.  He's just been so annoying and loud lately.  And we expect this forecast of kitty shrieking to continue into the weekend because we have high hopes of hopping to a quilt show.  Prepare yourselves accordingly.

Ear Protection Fast!

Please get your ear protection on fast before the volume of kitty shrieks does permanent damage to your ears.  We're very sorry about the unexpected noise this afternoon.  We hopped out to the grocery store with the human to stock up on carrots, and we happened to pick up the nicest magazine.  We were just wanting to read it for some fun articles, but when we were going through it we found the most interesting section discussing online classes and how you can earn money by producing classes for people to take online.  Brother did not take our learning of that well at all.  He's currently threatening to see the magazine, the site that provides these courses and the grocery store in court of encouraging bunnies.  We are absolutely sure that is not a crime, but until he calms down, we would suggest strong ear protection.  Really, we are so sorry.

Sorry for the Weekend

Sorry for all of the noise this weekend.  We hopped out and bought another kid for assembling a second full quilt.  And it was such an excellent price, only ninety-nine cents, too!  We were so thrilled when we spotted it.  If you wondered what the screams were about on Saturday, it might have been due to that, or possibly due to our hopping buy the fabric store in search of more thread.  Or the quilt blocks we cut out and pieced when we got home.  Or the quilt for that lawyer we are close to finishing.  That's probably good news for everyone Brother is disturbing.  We have high hopes that when we present it to the lawyer that he will agree to serve a cease and desist order on that cat to get him to stop harassing us.

Presbunterians

Sorry if the screams disturbed anyone this morning.  One of the local Presbunterian churches was having a sale today.  They're a very bunny friendly denomination so of course we hopped by.  The sold us a lovely, giant sack full of fabric for we believe around twenty cents.  Such a lovely deal.  And then we dropped by another place and got the pattern and fabric to construct an entire quilt.  We are a bit upset with that, though, because when we got home we checked and saw that they had slipped an empty package into the middle where we couldn't see that it was empty, so we are lacking the needed fabric for that block.  We might take it back tomorrow to get that straightened out.  Over all, though, it's been an excellent sewing day for us.  And a bad one for that cat.

Libraries

Sorry for today's screams.  We devoted our afternoon to doing a search on libraries, in preparation for getting our paws on a few more cards.  We want to pick the best possible library options for card collection purposes, which required visiting more than a few sites.  Brother didn't take it well and we kept getting annoying texts demanding to know why we were looking at yet another library site and to get off of there at once.  We think we have a few nice options now.  We just have to pick the one we want.  And possibly book a few bus tickets.  Expect even louder screams if Brother hears us clicking on the bus site.  You have been warned.

Off to Bed

We're off to bed in a few minutes, so please brace yourself for the start of kitty complaints.  We are expecting them to start when the first bunny dozes off, with Brother demanding to know why he's hearing bunnies snoozing, and what horror do we have planned tomorrow that we needed to go to bed early tonight to be ready for.  We suggest stuffing your ears with cotton.  That's what we have done.  Here's hoping it muffles him enough so that we can actually sleep.

Pancakes

Sorry for the shrieks this evening.  There was a pancake event.  Very pancakes for every customer.  Naturally we had to hop to it to get some yummy carrot pancakes.  Brother was not pleased.  And he will be even less pleased to learn that while we were there we learned about a deeply discounted pancake event that's happening in a couple of weeks.  Paws crossed he doesn't find out about that for awhile.

Kitty Shrieks Today

Sorry about all of the kitty shrieks today.  We helped the human with some genealogy stuff along with all of our stitching.  It was kind of funny, actually, First Brother was shrieking about hearing the sewing machine going, and demanding we get our paws away from it at once.  The he was shrieking about hearing us online, and was that a genealogy site we just clicked on, and to get away from the computer at once.  And then we picked up a needle and started doing some actual quilting, and he was shrieking about hearing that.  Really, we just did so many things that annoyed him today.  It was quite fun.

Warning for Tomorrow

You might want to keep your ear protection handy and apply it early tomorrow.  We're planning a lovely day of stitching and the cat isn't happy at all.  Also, we've purchased a new video game for the human and he's ranting about that too, and how we just did it to keep her distracted and to prevent her from supervising us.  We expect a ton of noise tomorrow so brace yourselves now.

This Afternoon's Noise

Sorry about the noise this afternoon.  We hopped out to catch the new bunny movie that our mouse siblings' big cousin just released.  Such a wonderful film.  It's called Zootopia and we highly recommend it.  Anyway, we turned the phone off while we were in the theater and when we came out, it was full of texts from that annoying cat.  First there were messages complaining that he had been hearing alarming amounts of stitching, and what were we up to.  Then there were messages saying he wasn't hearing stitching anymore, and wanting to know what we were up to again.  And then there were messages saying he wasn't hearing hopping and why wasn't he hearing hopping, and weren't we in the house.  And finally we received a bunch of texts in all caps demanding to know where we were because he knows we aren't at home where we belong, and demands that we get back home at once.  Really, Brother doesn't love here anymore, and we have no clue why he thinks he can dictate our comings and goings.  Wait until he finds out we were at a bunny movie,  He is sure to explode.

Early Wakeup Call

Sorry for the early wakeup call that you might have suffered this morning.  We finished a few throws off, and you can imagine how Brother took it.  We're planning to finish a few more off tomorrow, so you might want to sleep with your ear protection on tonight.  We're planning to start later than we did today but still, we're expecting the shrieks to be really loud, so you should definitely protect yourself while you have the chance.

Sewing Machines

We had a lovely time looking at the new sewing machines today, which you probably already know from the volume of kitty shrieks.  Sorry about that.  Now we want one so badly.  The ones that do embroidery seemed to be very expensive, which is annoying but the others were just so nice.  Drop in bobbins, automatic threaders.  We want one!

Sorry for the Unexpectedly Loud Shriek

Sorry about the unexpectedly loud shriek this evening.  The human was talking about possibly purchasing a new sewing machine, one that could do more as far as making lovely teddy clothing and everything.  Brother was not happy at all with the direction this conversation took and shrieked louder than we thought possible.  We hope the noise didn't alarm anyone too much.  Please keep your ears covered tomorrow is all we can say.  We might hop out to look at sewing machines.

Hope Warnings Were Heeded

We hope our warnings were heeded and everyone protected their ears.  We are about to finish up a quilt and start on a new one and the kitty shrieks have been absolutely terrible.  And tomorrow isn't shaping up to be much better as we have high hopes of spending all day stitching.  Please guard your ears now.

Warning

We thought we should warn you now, please keep your ears securely covered tomorrow.  A kitty shriek fest is expected.  We learned of a way to help the human sell some stuff she has been trying to sell for the longest time and we plan to work on it tomorrow.  And we expect an angry kitty as a result as the human has said something about any funds we raise for her might just be put towards a visit to our mouse siblings' big cousins in Florida.  Also, we are hoping to do some sewing, so really, please wear your ear protection all day is all that we can tell you.  We apologize in advance for the noise.

Foolish News Station

You won't believe the foolish bit of reporting that just aired on our local television station.  Really, shouldn't these people know better?  The local homeless shelter for mountain bears just helped a homeless bear move into a new den today, and the news station aired a feature on it, including giving enough information to allow the den to be located!  Betsy Bear was lounging on the sofa during this report, and of course she took notes for a future robbery.  What was the news thinking?  They are located right up from the street from our home and certainly should know of the dangers that Betsy poses.  So why in the world would they give her the information she needs to rob yet another innocent bear of all of their honey?  They should be ashamed!

Very Sorry

We've been having some internet problems, we're afraid, which is why we weren't able to issue a warning to you about the high likelihood of kitty shrieks this afternoon before they happened.  We hopped to the fabric store and got four yards of batting to assemble quilts with tomorrow, Four giant yards of batting two.  The fabric is four yards one way and eight two and a half yards the other so that's a lot of batting.  We're sorry we weren't able to warn you, really we are.  Anyway, please keep your ear protection handy.  We might hop to the fabric store again tomorrow or work on quilt assembly, and we are expecting a nightmarish amount of shrieks as a result.

Sibling Update

Sorry about the shrieks today.  We hopped to the teddy adoption center and met three lovely bears, a nice dragon and a cute zebra in need of new homes.  We're now up to 905 siblings.  Really, we are very sorry.  We hope the screams didn't wake anyone, because we did visit the adoption center early to try to avoid crowds.  And then afterwards, we hopped to the fabric department of our favorite store and got a few yards of material for clothing construction.  And had a long chat with someone about stitching.  If you were wondering what the persistent shrieks that went on for what seemed like forever at lunchtime was about, that was it.  We hope it didn't disturb your meals unduly.  Oh, and a warning now, we might hop to the country tomorrow, so please keep your ear protection handy.  We're expecting a horrible amount of shrieks and shouts if we do.

Weekend Warning

Please keep your ear protection handy this weekend and be ready to put it on at the first sound of a kitty stirring into a fit.  We have over 130 dollars to go towards adopting new teddy siblings and have high hopes for hopping to the adoption center tomorrow to pick a few new siblings out.  We also have coupons for the fabric and craft stores, we are happy to announce, but with how Brother is taking it, well, we are expecting a massive amount of shrieking.  Please protect yourselves now is all that we can say.

Today's Report

Sorry for the screams today.  We hopped to the store and got a spool of thread and two fat quarters of fabric.  Brother didn't take it well.  We're very sorry about that.  Anyway, we just wanted to warn you that we're hoping to hop to the teddy adoption center this weekend, in addition to more stitching work, so we're expecting a ton of kitty shrieks.  Please protect your ears accordingly.

Today's Shrieks

We're very sorry for today's shrieks.  We placed an email to a library to see about getting our paws on another card, to obtain some lovely books for the human.  Brother was not pleased about this at all and is shouting about how reading will only lead to a lack of supervision of rabbits, and to cancel that library email immediately.  He's being highly annoying.  Sorry about that.  We just hope he doesn't figure out we placed an order a bit ago to get some books sent to our library from another branch for the human or we shudder to think of the shrieks.

Today's Screams

Thanks to some annoying snow, we were trapped inside today.  One up side to our imprisonment in the house, though, is that we were able to get a lot of work on quilt assembly done.  We're very sorry for the kitty shrieks that were a result of this.  We should probably warn you to protect your ears now, too, because we're about to go back to stitching, and we're expecting a nightmare of noise very soon.

Valentine Apologies

We would like to offer our most sincere apologies for all of the Valentine trouble.  We do hope the kitty shrieks this afternoon didn't bother anyone too much.  We hopped to the fabric store and got roughly twelve yards of material, a spool of thread and several little packets of floss for quilt construction.  Brother was not happy to say the least.  We would also like to apologize for anyone missing candy.  Betsy Bear attacked Cupid bright and early this morning and took him for any chocolate he was carrying.  We're just glad he was able to flutter away before she could get her paws on his bow and arrows.  Anyway, if you're missing a candy filled heart, the remains are in the back yard by the fence.  Please pick it up as soon as possible.  And we are sorry again for all of the trouble and noise.

A Little Concerned

We hopped to the teddy adoption center this afternoon and met two of the nicest bears, bringing our sibling total to 900.  We are a little concerned about these bears, though.  They're perfectly lovely, sweet bears, but it didn't occur to us until we got home with them that their fur smells like candy, which is a trait of their breed of bear.  You can probably imagine how Betsy reacted to catching the scent of candy in the house, and now we are very concerned for our two new sisters' safety.  Maybe we need to arrange a bath for them, possibly with some sort of strong scented soap, before Betsy can do something horrible, thinking they have candy hidden somewhere.  Why didn't we think of this when we were at the adoption center?  They have supplies specifically for this type of situation!

Annoying Report

We're very annoyed to report that we didn't get to do anything we hoped today.  We were up, all bright and early, to get started, and then it started snowing so we were trapped inside!  No chance to get more fabric and no chance to provide homes for a few more needy teddies.  We couldn't believe our horrible luck!  We are very suspicious of the timing, and are wondering if Brother might have tried his paws at a snow dance in order to keep us inside.  It would be just like him.

Brace Yourselves

Sorry we haven't been on in  few days.  The internet hasn't been cooperating.  We suspect some form of kitty sabotage.  Anyway, we just wanted to warn you to brace yourselves tomorrow.  We're expecting a giant kitty screamfest.  We have plans to hop out to a fabric sale, and then hopefully to the teddy adoption center.  We also have plans for some major stitching, so major kitty shrieks are expected starting bright and early in the morning.  Please guard your ears accordingly.

Hope Brother Didn't Ruin Lunch

We're sorry about the shrieks this afternoon.  We hope it didn't disrupt anyone's lunch.  There's a pattern sale this week, and we got a couple of the cutest little packets of patterns for teddy clothing construction.  And of course that horrible kitty amused himself pitching a fit over the entire thing.  And we should let you know now that the sales flyer from the fabric store that we got along with news of the pattern sale was a good one, some more shrieks are expected later on in the week.  Please guard your ears now.

Blanket Day Shopping

Sorry for the shrieks this afternoon.  We got materials to assemble a quilt for blanket day and Brother didn't take it well.  Please keep your ear protection close at hand next week, because when we were checking out we got a lovely coupon to use next week and we are hoping to get material for several more blankets.  Loud shrieks are looming in the forecast so prepare accordingly.

Blanket Day Plans

We're thinking about hopping to the fabric store tomorrow in search of more fabric for blanket day construction.  Please continue to wear your ear protection accordingly.  We are predicting a large number of kitty shrieks tomorrow.  In addition to fabric, we are thinking about hopping to the teddy adoption center, and you know how badly Brother always takes that.  We apologize in advance for the noise.

Protect Your Ears Now

Please protect your ears now.  We just learned that there is a holiday in a few weeks, devoted to the construction of blankets and quilts and Brother isn't taking the news of this holiday well at all.  He's claiming it's some sort of holiday created by rabbits, and possibly polar bears, and when he finds out who allowed such a holiday to be created, he will see them in court.  We shudder to think what he will be acting like on the actual day in question, which we plan to spend doing some major stitching.   We're even thinking of hopping to a quilt shop that is taking part in this to sew with our fellow stitchers. Please invest in strong ear protection now while you still can.  A major cat shriek fest in due in two weeks.

Sorry for the Repeated Screams

We're very sorry for the repeated screams today.  We did a bit of stitching on one of the baby quilts we're working on, and Brother was not pleased.  We also hopped by the food co-op, which annoyed him as well.  And we learned the most interesting thing while we were there.  The co-op is trying to pawn kitties off on people this month.  We wonder if one of the kitties in question might be brother and if his shrieks could be due to us getting too close to his hiding place instead of his usual complaints about the co-op encouraging us in gardening.  We might need to check that out.  And tonight we've been looking for movies for the human, and he's complaining about that too, and saying that we just want to get her films so she won't be supervising us, and who knows what we might get away with.  If you were planning to head to bed, we suggest sleeping with ear protection.

Sorry

Sorry for the noise last night.  We hope it didn't wake anyone.  We found the nicest deal on some books for the human and Brother didn't take it well.  He claims we are encouraging reading, and when the human is reading, she isn't supervising us and who knows what we could do.  We're starting to think Brother just likes to complain.  We could be sitting innocently doing nothing and we are sure he would still find something to complain about.  Very annoying.

Computer Trouble

Sorry we haven't posted for the last couple of days.  We've been having computer troubles.  The cat is highly suspected of being responsible. He's impossible, just totally impossible.  We made sure we could get online tonight, though, to warn you we might be visiting the country tomorrow.  Please guard your ears accordingly.

Plumbing

We are having plumbing issues tonight.  We don't know what in the world happened, but the bathtub refused to drain after the human finished her shower, despite everything that was done to fix it.  Do you think this could be some kitty act of sabotage?  But what would Brother have against the bathtub?  True, he didn't like to get in there, but he certainly liked to hang around outside and disturb the humans when they were trying to bathe.  Why would he want to break it?

Got Out

We managed to hop out of the house today, if you were wondering what all of the shrieks were about this afternoon.  We don't know what Brother's problem was.  All we did was hop out to eat with the human, and we did go by a lovely sale where we got some nice wrapping paper, but we see no reason for Brother to be upset about that.  Apparently he is, though, and you have our most sincere apologies for the noise.

Still Inside

We are still trapped inside and we are very annoyed, especially because more snow is in the forecast.  The polar bears are panicking, and we have serious worries about being trampled as they dart about keeping an eye out for snow and demanding to know if there's still time to flee to a warmer state.  Do you think there might be time to contact our mouse siblings' cousins and see if they would have room for us to drop in on them?  Their park's probably warmer than here, right?

This Evening's Snow Report

It is snowing again, and we are so annoyed.  We were hoping to hop to the library or the fabric store tomorrow, and now we might be trapped in the house!  This is absolutely awful!  We have been inside for almost a week to this horrible weather and now it looks like we might be trapped in here for even longer because of it!

Snow

We're very annoyed to report that we are suffering from snow here.  We were unable to hop to the library yesterday due to a lack of protective footwear for our big bunny feet, and today didn't work out well either.  And worse, more snow is due tomorrow and for the weekend!  We are extremely annoyed, and are sure that somehow Brother is to blame for this terrible weather.  It's all part of some kitty plot to trap us in the house.  Well, we just hope he knows that if we are trapped in here long enough, we might just go ahead and get started on sprouting this year's garden seeds!

Sorry for the Shrieks

Sorry for the shrieks today.  Really, we weren't doing anything once more.  We're expecting some books at the library and decided to wait to hop down there until they arrive which will probably be tomorrow.  But that didn't stop Brother from yelling and demanding why we are being so quiet and what horrible thing are we up to?  That cat needs serious therapy is all we can say.

Library Plans

We're thinking about maybe hopping to the library tomorrow, or at the least calling them, to make more plans for our lovely little exhibit.  Please keep your ear protection on after the hour of nine in the morning when they open is all we can say.  We have a feeling you will need them.

We Didn't Do Anything

We're sorry about the screams today.  Honestly, we didn't do anything besides hopping to get something to eat with the humans, but Brother pitched a fit anyway, demanding to know why we were being so quiet, and what were we up to, and whatever it was to stop it at once.  We're planning to start typing up stuff with important teddy information to use as part of our exhibit for the library tomorrow.  If Brother is being this annoying when we weren't doing a thing, we expect a true horror tomorrow.  Please protect your ears accordingly.

Another Library Visit

We hopped to the library again today, to measure the space that we are going to have for our teddy display, and we are absolutely thrilled that it is way bigger than we thought it was.  We believe that it is big enough that thirty or forty teddies will be able to take part in the event at one time.  Or maybe more if we take turns working at it.  And we should have a lot of space for displaying teddy accessories and other lovely teddy items too.  We are so excited, but Brother is continuing to pitch a fit.  When we were measuring, he kept texting us and demanding to know why he was hearing measuring sounds, and demanding we stop right this second, and we better be measuring fabric and not exhibit space.  We're very sorry for anyone who was disturbed excessively by today's kitty fit.

Library Plans

We hope no one suffered ear damage from the shrieks today.  We hopped by the library to get some books for the human, in the event of snow this weekend, and they had a sign up, looking for potential exhibits for the year.  We promptly asked the human in charge, and now the entire month of July has been booked for teddies to pay library visits to show off to all of the library patrons!  We are so excited, and are already trying to work out who will go and how we will decorate the area we will be given for our teddy display.  We will need signs and decorative fabric to use for cloths for us to set on.  We're on after the lego display so we don't expect legos to leave the display area too messy but still, we want to protect our nice clothing.  We're hoping to hop out there tomorrow to take measurements to see what we will need to start hunting for for decorating purposes.  We know it's over six months away, but the good fabric is on sale now, so we need to get it while there's a good deal to be had.  We are just so excited, imaging all of those people seeing us, and what if we do an especially nice display and get on the NEWS?  It's going to be absolutely a ton of fun, but of course Brother is not taking it well at all and has been shrieking for hours about our plans, demanding that we call back and cancel, and at no good can possibly result from our spending massive amounts of time in a library.  And he's saying all of the attention, especially if we get on the news, will go to our fluffy heads, and that it will only lead to us letting more teddies move in, and that we better cancel right this minute, and we certainly better not buy fabric and decorations for this nightmare of a planned teddy show.  Please keep your ears covered for the immediate future.  We don't think he's going to calm down any time soon.

Warning for Tomorrow

Please keep your ear protection handy tomorrow, as we have high hopes of hopping out to a fabric sale.  We have learned of another throw quilt that needs to be made, and we need to get more fabric for it.  Please guard your poor ears accordingly.  A giant kitty fit is anticipated.

Today's Complaints

We spent another quiet day at home, so naturally Brother had to spend his day texting us, demanding to know why we were being so quiet, and what horrible thing were we up to?  Like we have said before, he is impossible.  And then this afternoon, the grandhuman lagged the mail in, and we had something from the teddy adoption center showing all of the teddies currently in residence and searching for good homes.  We hope the resulting kitty scream didn't disrupt anyone's dinner.  Anyway, we saw several lovely teddies we think would fit into our family nicely, and the adoption center enclosed a coupon to help with the adoption fee so hopefully we will have a few more siblings soon.  Please brace yourselves for the resulting shrieks accordingly.

Sorry for Today Too

Sorry for today too.  Really, we only hopped out with the human to go to the grocery store, but still that cat started yelling at us to get out of there right away, and how he was sure we were in the vegetable aisle, and to hop away from that department at once.  We were in the BAKERY section, we will have him know, not the vegetable section, and we never set a single paw into that area.  We already have plenty of lovely vegetable snacks and didn't need to purchase more.  We were just trying to help the human purchase some cupcakes and we do not appreciate Brother being so annoying!

No Quiet Time

Sorry for the noise today.  Honestly, we weren't doing a thing that should have lead to all of the kitty shrieks, but we got them anyway, with Brother demanding to know why we were being quiet, and what were we up to, and whatever it was, to stop it immediately.  We're starting to think he just likes to yell at innocent rabbits.

Sorry for Today

Sorry about the noise today.  We hope it didn't disrupt Sunday sermon for anyone.  We got an excellent coupon in the paper this morning for thread purchases, along with the news of a fabric sale later on in the week.  Brother wasn't pleased to say the least and pitched his usual kitty fit about the fabric store encouraging us and how we better keep our paws out of that store and off of the coupons.  He's pretty much impossible, and we hope the noise didn't bother anyone excessively.

Sorry for the Continuous Shrieks

Sorry for the continuous shrieks today.  We hope it didn't bother anyone too much.  We hopped through the fabric department of a store, obtaining several little skeins of thread, new needles, and some liquid stitch to secure an annoying piece of velcro.  then we hopped to a fabric store and obtained several more spools of thread at a wonderful price thanks to a coupon we found.  Then we looked at possible accessories for holding our stitching items.  Then we started sewing on a quilt.  Brother isn't happy, and we sincerely apologize for the horrible noise he is causing as a result.

Sorry

Sorry about the noise today.  We know we warned you to expect it this weekend, but we happened to hop through a fabric aisle at the store today, and Brother didn't take it well.  We don't know what his problem was.  We didn't buy anything, and we only looked at the thread and needles but we got an untold number of annoying texts demanding we get out of that aisle right away and why wasn't the store refusing admittance to bunnies?  Really, we are excellent customers!  Of course the store is going to allow us in with how much we have purchased from them and what nice, polite bunny shoppers we are.  Brother on the other hand, we can see why no store would want him on the premises, and he's probably given a bad impression of all kitties who might want to go shopping too!

Wedding Sewing Plans Continued

We have a couple of potential patterns in mind for stitching into a dress for the human to wear to attend that wedding.  All that we need to get started now is the fabric.  We think we might hop out to look for that this weekend.  If you hear loud shrieks, you will know where we are.  We just have to check the coupon situation first to decide which store we want to go to in search of appropriate material.

Wedding

We're sorry for the noise this afternoon.  We hope it didn't alarm anyone to suddenly hear kitty shrieks out of nowhere after the day had been so quiet.  The human got an invitation to a wedding a bit ago, and we have decided to try our paws at stitching her an outfit to wear to attend it.  We already have lovely colors in mind and everything.  We just have to select a pattern and hop to the fabric store to purchase materials.  Brother is not taking it well, and is sending repeated texts demanding the human shop off the rack for an outfit, and for us to just keep out of the fabric store and away from the pattern packets.  We are buying things for the HUMAN!  What is Brother's problem with that?

Teddy Shampoo

We didn't get to the teddy adoption center today, which was kind of annoying because two of our new siblings had went with us so they could register their new address and get all of their paperwork in order.  We hope we'll be able to get down there either tomorrow or maybe over the weekend.  We're afraid that our not going to the adoption center didn't stop the kitty shrieks, though, as we hopped by the grocery store instead and got a lovely little bottle of all natural, organic shampoo for teddies!  They had it right up front by the vegetables so we spotted it right away when we hopped in.  We don't know what Brother's problem is with our getting some shampoo so some of our siblings can get their fur scrubbed clean, but he apparently has issues with cleanliness on top of all of his other issues so he was shouting rather loudly for us to get out of the beauty products aisle right away.  He needs therapy.  We swear he needs therapy.

Prepare Yourselves

We hope that all of you enjoyed today's peace and quiet.  We stayed at home and the human was napping for most of the day so we didn't get any stitching done, which means that Brother didn't have anything to pitch a fit about, but tomorrow, we are hopping to visit the teddy adoption center, so loud shrieks are expected for the evening.  Please prepare yourselves accordingly.  We're hoping the grandhuman will have a talk with the humans at the adoption center about doing something special for when we adopt our 900th sibling, so we anticipate it getting very loud to say the least.

So Very, Very Sorry

We're so sorry for the exceptionally loud shouts today.  The store we visited had their seed out, along with potting mix for seed starting and other gardening items.  Brother did not take it well, and almost drive us crazy with texts demanding to know why we were talking about vegetables, and why was he hearing a rustling noise that sounded suspiciously like seed packets being flipped through, and to get away from that aisle of the store right this second.  He is absolutely embarrassing!

Thread Report

Okay, we did some checking and we have thread in the color we thought we were going to need to hurry to the store to buy so we're okay there.  But we've been checking some other colors and we might have to make a thread run tomorrow for a completely different color.  If you hear shrieks, you will know where we are.

Happy New Year!

We just wanted to wish everyone a happy new year, although will all of Brother's complaints, it seems like the same year to us.  Sorry about that.  Anyway, we just wanted to warn you that we might have to visit a fabric store tomorrow in search of thread so please keep your ear protection handy.  Loud shrieks are expected.

Cover Your Ears!

Cover your ears now!  Several bunnies are hard at work putting the finishing stitches onto something, and we are hearing loud kitty shrieks each time the needle bites into the fabric.  Not to mention the annoying texts with each stitch demanding we get ourselves away from that quilt right this minute and drop our needle and thread.  Please protect your ears.  We have a good bit more sewing to do and we don't expect the kitty complaints to stop anytime soon.

Tomorrow

We wanted to let you know that we have sewing, likely on quilts, planned for tomorrow.  Please protect your poor ears accordingly.  We expect the kitty shrieks and complaints to be especially loud tomorrow as a result.

Plans

We hope that all of you hung on to your ear protection.  We have hopes that you might need it tomorrow.  We're thinking of doing some sewing, either on clothing or quilts, or possibly on both so loud kitty shrieks are in the forecast, we are afraid.

Christmas Report

Sorry it's a bit late, but we thought we better give you the Christmas report.  We're very sorry to say that it was a lovely year for Betsy Bear, who raided poor Santa's sleigh once more.  You would think he would hire some security elves for that thing, wouldn't you?  Anyway, if you were expecting food, it's been eaten.  Sorry about that.  If you were expecting electronics, jewelry or some other expensive gift, there is a price list hanging on the fence next to the empty stockings that people may collect at any time.  Please consult the list for the price of getting your gifts returned.  Betsy will take cash or food, no checks or credit cards.

Today's Shrieks

Sorry for the noise today.  You would think Brother would take a day off from shouting about us, wouldn't you?  We took a little trip to the country this afternoon and then purchased some more fabric for clothing.  And as a result of the ensuing texts demanding we get home at once and stay away from the fabric department the phone battery went down once again.  He's ran it down twice in as many days!  Is that some sort of record, running down a phone multiple times due to harassing texts to innocent rabbits?

So Very Sorry

We're very, very sorry for the noise today.  We hope it didn't alarm anyone too much.  The human was still feeling terrible about how she was treated by her awful sister, so we suggested going out to a few fun places, like the bookstore and the teddy homeless shelters.  We found eight lovely teddies in need of a home and took them in.  It was so annoying.  We stopped at four homeless shelters and every time we stopped, we got bombarded with texts demanding to know where we were, and why was he hearing more paws trotting into the car than he heard getting out of it.  Finally the constant texting ran the battery on the phone down and spared us from additional messages, but still, it was terribly annoying and Brother should be so ashamed of himself.  We took in two pups, a koala, a monkey and four bears, bringing our sibling count to 898.  And we're hoping that the teddy adoption center will agree to do something special for us when we adopt our 900th sibling.  We're planning to get the grandhuman to call and try to set up something with that.  And there goes the phone once more.  We knew we shouldn't have plugged it in to charge!

Merry Damp Christmas!

Merry Christmas to everyone.  We're sorry to report it's a damp Christmas here, sadly not due to the rain outside.  The human has been sobbing for three days now.  First, her sister was horrible and forgot a major birthday of hers, and even after being reminded about it, did not say a word when the humans met her for an early Christmas dinner.  Needless to say, our poor human was crushed and broke down in tears right there in the parking lot of the restaurant.  The bunny who had hidden herself away in the human's purse to serve as a comfort bunny during the meal reported very damp ears.  And as if that wasn't bad enough, the human is also upset over that rotten Brother, and has been sobbing about missing him.  Poor human.  As much as we hate wet ears and fur, we just feel so sorry for her.  She tried so hard to plan a fun Christmas and now she's sobbing and miserable instead of enjoying herself.  We were already ticked with that cat for being such a rat and deserting.  Now we are adding the horrible sister to the list.

Very, Very Sorry

We are very sorry for the early wakeup call due to the kitty shrieks this morning.  We hopped out to the teddy adoption center at eight, and Brother didn't take it well.  We have no clue what his problem is.  We took in a reindeer, a wookie, two zebras, two bears and the loveliest teddy kitty.  Really, we took in one of his fellow kitties.  Shouldn't Brother support our taking in his fellow kitties?  Anyway, after visiting the adoption center, we hopped by the teddy homeless shelter as well, and found a teddy pup and two more bears in need of a home.  One of the poor bears is in urgent need of nose surgery so we might have to rush her to the adoption center for work this weekend, and the pup needs stitches as well, so we're very glad we found them when we did.  We are now up to 890 siblings.

Early Wake-up

We started stitching right after breakfast at seven this morning.  Everyone was okay with the early wake-up call due to the loud kitty shrieks demanding we drop our needles and get back into our little bunny beds right away, right?  Honestly, we don't know what Brother was thinking, telling us to drop our needles.  Then we could accidentally step on them and injure ourselves.  Wait, maybe that's what he wants!  He should be ashamed!

Short Message

We're just doing a short message tonight.  We have to hop to bed early in order to spend the entire day stitching tomorrow.  Please keep your ear protection handy.  We expect to start early and alarming shrieks are anticipated.

Sorry

We're sorry about the shouting this afternoon.  We hopped to the fabric store and got material for a baby quilt and two teddy quilts.  Brother isn't taking it well at all.  We hope he didn't disturb anyone too much with all of the shrieking.

Weekend Apologies

As the kitty shrieks have probably told you, our continuing quilt construction is going well.  Please continue to guard your ears accordingly.  We might hop to the fabric store tomorrow and we're expecting a noisy day.

Very, Very Sorry

We're very sorry for all of the kitty shrieks today.  We're afraid we assembled four more quilts and Brother isn't taking it well.  We don't know what his problem is.  Two of the quilts are baby quilts, not even full sized quilts, and one of them was for our owl brother, so that's a little, owl sized one.  That cat needs serious, serious help is all we can say.

Today's Apologies

We would like to offer our apologies for all of the noise early this morning.  We hope it didn't wake anyone up.  We were working on quilt assembly all night and very early this morning and Brother didn't take it well.  Sorry about that.  We will try to finish our sewing early tonight so people have a chance at actually sleeping.  We are hoping to drop in on the teddy adoption center tomorrow, though, so early shrieks might be in the forecast.  Please protect your ears accordingly.

Continuing Kitty Shrieks

Sorry for the continuing kitty shrieking.  Really, it's very, very annoying to keep hearing these annoying shrieks with every stitch, and to get texts every five seconds demanding to know why he is hearing sewing, and to put that needle down this second.  Please continue to guard your ears.  We don't expect a reduction in the shrieking any time soon.

Sorry About Yesterday

Sorry about yesterday.  We couldn't get on to post for some reason, even though the rest of the internet was acting fine.  We suspect Brother was up to something.  Anyway, we hope you have continued to shield your ears.  We are still hard at work on quilt assembly and the screams from that rotten cat have continued accordingly.

Sunday Shouting

We hope that Brother didn't disrupt Sunday sermon with his shouts today, although really, we didn't go out until after lunch so if you were still in Sunday sermon then, maybe you wanted it disrupted.  Anyway, we hopped to the teddy adoption center today and got two new siblings, a lovely bat and a reindeer.  And we have been getting texts ever since demanding to know why there are more sounds of little hooves prancing about the house and why he is hearing wings flapping.  So annoying.  Anyway, we are now up to 880 siblings!

Hope People Listened

We do hope everyone listened and appropriately protected your ears today.  Brother was in rare form, we are afraid.  First, we hopped to the fabric store and got two giant spools of thread.  We think you can guess how he took that.  Then we got another roll of batting, resulting in more shrieks.  Then we took a little ride with the humans to but flowers out at a few cemeteries, and we happened to stop at a teddy homeless shelter on the way back.  We met two teddies in need of good homes and of course we took them in, bringing our sibling count to 878.  And finally, we finished the stitching on three more quilts.  All that is left to do is to tie them off now. So it's been very noisy to say the least.  We really hope you took our warnings to heart and protected your ears accordingly.

Weekend Warning

Please protect your ears this weekend, for we fear the shrieks might reach a deafening volume.  We have a lot of sewing work planned, and with any luck a visit to the teddy adoption center.  And then there is delivering one of our quilted presents to the human's minister this weekend.  That is sure to annoy Brother too, especially if other church members see it and want to place orders, which we do have a degree of hope for.  So loud shrieks are definitely on the horizon.  Please protect your ears accordingly.

Sorry for Tonight

Sorry for tonight's shrieks.  We hopped by the fabric store and got a bit more yardage along with two more spools of thread.  Brother isn't happy about it.  And he's even less happy about the fact that we have a quilt ready for wrapping.  We're very afraid there will be more shrieks tomorrow as we hope to put the finishing touches on several more quilts.  Please protect your ears now.

Today's Report

The human wasn't feeling well today so we didn't do much sewing.  We just gathered a fat quarter of fabric and a couple of skeins of thread while the humans were picking up a few Christmas gifts from layaway.  If you heard any loud shrieks at about noon, that was what was responsible.  Hopefully we will do more tomorrow, though, so please guard your ears accordingly, especially tomorrow afternoon when we will hopefully be hopping out to a fabric sale.

Tonight's Shrieks

Sorry about the continuing shrieks.  We finished our fourth quilt tonight.  We have two more to pin and stitch tomorrow and then we have to purchase backing for a third one when the good sale hits on Thursday,  We are anticipating a week of kitty shrieks demanding to know why he's hearing pinning and rapid stitching noises.  Please shield your ears accordingly in anticipation of this.

Brace Yourselves

Please brace yourselves for a very loud night.  We just arranged for another gift certificate for the adoption of more siblings.  And we are currently sitting at the sewing machine, getting ready to start work on six quilts.  Please protect yourselves accordingly.  Brother is not a happy kitty and we are expecting large amounts of shouting that will probably last all night.

Cover Your Ears

Please cover your ears now.  We are about to thread a few bobbins so we can start a large quilting project bright and early in the morning, and we are expecting loud kitty shrieks to start shortly.  We will give you a few minutes before we start to get your ear protection into place, but please do it quickly.  Besides the bobbin threading we are expecting much shrieking about a twenty percent off our entire purchase coupon along with a sixty percent off fabric sale.  Hurry before it is too late for your poor ears!

Thread Sale

We had a very nice time at the thread sale, as you probably figured from the kitty shrieks.  We got two giant spools of quilting thread, then two yards of material from the giant roll of batting, and another two yards of fabric for gift making.  Needless to say, Brother wasn't happy.  We hope no one was trying to take a nap and got awakened by his shouts for us to get out of the thread aisle and demands to know why he was hearing the snipping of material.  honestly, he should be so ashamed of himself.

Back

We're back at home.  Sorry if the shrieks when we stopped by the teddy homeless shelter on the way back bothered anyone this afternoon.  We're not sure why Brother was so upset.  It turns out that they didn't have any teddies in need of homes currently in residence, which was kind of annoying, because we so wanted another new sibling or two.  Anyway, we did get a new box for thread holding, and we have plans to hop to a thread sale tomorrow, so please keep your ear protection handy.

Excellent Hotel

We're still at that lovely hotel, as the kitty shrieks probably let you know.  Really, this place is absolutely fabulous, and the human is totally in love with it, and wants to come back soon.  Which explains the increasing volume of the kitty shrieks.  Sorry about that.  The only problem is that they foolishly offer room service here.  We were forced to hide the menu before Betsy could get her paws on it, and place a truly alarming amount of orders.  Anyway, we're truly enjoying ourselves.  The humans left us here today while they were visiting their ill relation so we got to spend the day snoozing on the beds between watching a giant variety of garden shows on television.  We really are sorry about the shrieks that resulted from that.  Brother never wants us to have fun.

Sorry

We're very sorry about the shrieking today.  We hopped off with the humans to check on that ill relation, and we happened to spot a new homeless shelter that we hope might have some teddies in need of new homes.  We plan to visit them tomorrow.  We've also found the most wonderful hotel!  The human is absolutely in love with it.  Our room is huge, the bed is so fluffy and soft and the pillows look like they'll be perfect for our big ears.  Brother isn't taking it well, although we aren't sure what in the world he finds so objectionable about a wonderful hotel, unless it's maybe the fact that they allow bunnies and not his kind in here.  And really, with his behavior, can you blame them?  He's making all kitties look awful!

Today's Shrieking

We hope the shrieking didn't disturb anyone this afternoon.  One of the coupons was even better than we thought it would be, and gave us 60% of our total purchases in the notions line, which was really, really nice.  Except it made the cat shout even more.  We hope he didn't alarm anyone.  Anyway, the humans have to go and visit an ill relation tomorrow.  If you hear any excessive shouting, that would be due to the fact that this visit is extremely close to a rather nice fabric store packed full of vegetable themed merchandise.  Expect much shouting by mid afternoon.

Quiet

The human wasn't feeling well today so we didn't go out, in case anyone was wondering about the lack of kitty shrieking.  We hope you appreciated the break from Brother's awful behavior.  We're afraid that we didn't get a break, but got a constant stream of texts saying we were being too quiet, and what horrible thing were we up to.  We should probably warn you now that we're hoping to go out tomorrow, and to possibly start work on six or seven quilts that we have to do.  Brace yourselves for much shouting is all we can say.

Protection Tomorrow

Please make sure to keep your ear protection close at hand tomorrow, due to the fact that the fabric store sent us three lovely 60% off coupons for being such good bunny customers.  Loud shouts and threats are anticipated when we go hopping in to use them, hopefully tomorrow afternoon.

Today's Shrieking Report

We hope everyone had a nice snooze this morning.  We didn't hop out to the fabric store until after ten so the shrieks from Brother shouldn't have disturbed anyone too early, we don't think.  Honestly, that cat should be so ashamed of himself for this sort of behavior.  Anyway, we got two lovely spools of thread with 1200 yards per spool, and then the fabric to make a little quilt for our owl brother, all at excellent prices, so we are very happy tonight.  And we have another coupon so we might hop back tomorrow depending what sales are listed in the latest store flyer!  Don't worry, though, we won't go too early, so the shouts won't disrupt Sunday sermon.

Early Shrieks

We hope everyone took our advice and applied ear protections so the shrieks at six this morning didn't wake you.  We hopped to the fabric store and got eight more yards of fabric, enough batting for four more quilts and five lovely little spools of thread.  Brother did not take it well and the shouting was truly alarming.  You might want to put your ear protection on tonight as well, because we happen to have another lovely coupon and might be visiting the fabric store again tomorrow bright and early to get a few more things we need.

Continuing Shrieks

We hope no one suffered too much due to the continuing kitty shrieks today.  We had a lovely Thanksgiving and a great start to the After Thanksgiving sales.  Brother was not pleased about any of this, though, and he's been making his displeasure known rather loudly.  We should probably warn you now, we are hopping back to the fabric store with a 25% off our total purchase coupon in the morning. You should probably apply ear protection tonight if you don't want an early wake-up call that you didn't order.

Pre After Thanksgiving Sale Screams

Sorry for the screams this afternoon.  We should have warned you, we know, and we hope you weren't terribly unprepared since it isn't Thanksgiving and After Thanksgiving Sale Day yet.  The fabric store decided to start their sale early, though, and we hopped in for a few things.  We got four packets of lovely patterns to construct teddy clothing, and then we got such lovely, lovely fabric for quilting.  17 yards of fabric and then almost two giant yards of batting.  We have already pinned one quilt together and are hard at work stitching it up.  You might want to cover your ears now.  We expect the screams to last for a good part of the night, especially when we get to work pinning that second quilt together.  Really, Brother should be so ashamed of himself for acting like this, and we're so sorry we didn't think to warn people that the kitty shrieks about us shopping might hit early this year.

Thanksgiving Approaching

Two days until Thanksgiving, and we do hope all of you are prepared, and have arranged proper protection for your food, as Betsy Bear has been shining up her spoon and fork in anticipation of any number of crimes.  We want it known that we did try to warn people about the fast approaching danger, so hide your stuffing and cranberry sauce now while there is still time!  We would suggest hiding your pies as well, but that probably is an action doomed to failure so you shouldn't waste your time.  We will leave the empty pie pans on the fence.  Collect them at your earliest convenience.

Today's Sabotage Report

No acts of sabotage today, we are happy to report, due to our diligent guarding of anything that Brother could get his paws on and damage.  It's so annoying that we have to be on guard duty to protect our property, though.  Really, we have never heard of such an annoying cat, sabotaging innocent bunnies/ property.  He ought to be ashamed of himself and when we find him, we wouldn't be surprised if the poor humans who are stuck with him don't beg us to take him off their hands.  Goodness knows he's running up their cell bill with harassing texts to us.

Sunday Report

Nothing has gone out so far today, we're happy to report.  We would like to think that might be a sign that Brother has decided to behave and has ceased any thoughts of sabotage, but that's probably way too much to hope for.  More likely it's the fact that we've kept the items he's most likely to attack under close guard has prevented any attempts to damage them and force us to visit the return line again.  Really, he is just impossible!

Today's Return Visit

We returned the swimming pool pump and now have a new one in our custody.  We have it locked in the house in an attempt to protect it from the rotten actions of Brother.  We are sure he is to blame for all of these things that have broken recently.  It couldn't be anyone else, and when we get our paws on him, he is in so much trouble!

Microwave is Back

We got our replacement microwave today, so carrot corn and television viewing has been scheduled.  But right after the replacement was lagged home the pump being used to straighten up the pool went out after barely one use.  Once more, we suspect sabotage, and we are sure that Brother is around here someplace, possibly with a screwdriver in his paws!  So many things have gone out in the last few weeks, the cable, the microwave, the pool pump.  It has to be sabotage and who would want to do something so horrible to such nice rabbits but that awful, awful cat?

Still No Microwave

We are still lacking a microwave for the third day now, and we are absolutely sure that horrible Brother is somehow responsible.  Now we might have to mail the bad one in, and wait for them to either send a replacement or a gift card to purchase a replacement ourselves.  And who knows how long that will take!  When we recapture that cat he is in so much trouble for this!

Continuing Microwave Issues

We were unable to take the microwave in for replacement due to rain today, and the more we think on this situation, the more we are sure that Brother is somehow to blame.  We just got those lovely 33 disks full of television viewing fun, the ones that Brother was so ticked with us for ordering.  And now due to the microwave being down, we can't make our carrot corn, and what fun is watching television without carrot corn to munch during the episodes.  We don't know how he did it, but we are sure Brother is to blame for the microwave issue!

Microwave

The microwave went out tonight, and we are highly suspicious of sabotage.  We're not sure how sabotage would be possible.  Some bunny or other teddy is always here and surely a saboteur would have been spotted, especially a rotten, microwave sabotaging cat, but even though we aren't sure how it could have been done, we feel sure sabotage has occurred.  And what are we going to do without a microwave?  How will we make carrot popcorn or heat our carrot juice?  And our poor human!  What will she do for food until the microwave can be lagged back to the store for replacement?  All of her favorite foods require it!

Poor Human

The human was going out this afternoon to a doctor's appointment and some of us decided to hop along to bring good luck with our fluffy feet.  Except when the human was going to open the car door so we could hop in, she stumbled and now her poor, already damaged leg is throbbing.  So we might have to spend tomorrow afternoon hopping to another doctor to get that looked at.  Poor, poor human.

Plan Continues

We decided to wait on dropping by to alarm Brother with more hopping sounds.  If we give him the day off, it might lull him into thinking he is possibly safe and that the hopping noises he heard were some other rabbits, and not us.  Perhaps we will hop by tomorrow for another go at alarming him.  After a day off, he might have dropped his guard and will be especially alarmed to hear hopping once more.  that will be a ton of fun to do.  And really, it is his own fault that we are doing this and teasing and alarming him.  If he hadn't deserted, we wouldn't have to be trying to hunt him down, and he would have to be hiding from us.  It is totally his own fault!

Weekend Plans

We're thinking about going on a hunt for that awful Brother tomorrow.  Either that or we might go looking for some more nice teddy siblings.  We really want to get more polite teddy siblings but the human has been missing that awful kitty again and sniffling over him, so we might be forced to hunt him down instead.  Really, he should be so ashamed of himself for making us have to hunt him down and drag him back.  There are so many more enjoyable things that we could be doing and we are being forced to spend our time planning that cat's recapture.  So, so annoying!

Sorry for the Shriek

Sorry for the kitty shriek.  We hope it didn't wake anyone.  We just purchased a lovely DVD set, 33 disks total for a cost of a dollar a disk with shipping and tax.  Brother didn't take our ordering such a massive bit of entertainment well at all.  Honestly, we're not sure what his problem is.  He objects when we read, he objects when we watch television, he objects when we work.  What does he want us to do?  Spend all day brushing our ears or something?

TV's Working

The cable is fixed from Brother's sabotage attempt, we're happy to report.  And we're happier to report that the human is still looking at canceling it and going with one or more of those internet options for television.  Internet television would offer so many wonderful programs for us to watch.  We just have to decide which options offer the best gardening programs for bunny viewing.  Really, by trying to sabotage us, Brother might have done us such a good turn.  Won't that drive him nuts when he finds out?

Continuing Cable Problems

The cable is still out.  We learned after some work this morning that the problem isn't the cable box, but is possibly some wire outside, a wire that that rotten cat would have had easy access to!  Well, we have lovely news for him.  His sabotage just might have lead to the human deciding to cancel cable and go with a couple of lovely internet services that offer better access for a lower price, so we might end up with even more television viewing options!  He might have accidentally HELPED us!

Cable Box

We got a replacement cable box today.  We're going to hook it up in the morning.  Paws crossed that it works.  We're sure that Brother had something to do with what happened to the old one.  He has such objections to the human watching television, after all, since he thinks it leads to us being unsupervised.  We're not sure if it can be dusted for paw prints, unfortunately, or we would know for sure.  The surface might not be right for such a search.

Not Much to Report

Not much to report tonight, although we might have more to report tomorrow related to potential cat crimes.  The cable box is messed up and we have to take it in to be examined tomorrow afternoon.  We're very suspicious that this problem is due to some sort of kitty sabotage.  It would be just like him.  Here's hoping they can either fix it or replace it quickly.  We've already had to miss several shows due to this, and Brother is in so much trouble if they find his paw prints all over this when we take it in!

Today's Kitty Complaints

Brother is still complaining about the teddies we allowed to move in a few days ago.  We're really sorry about that and the noise he is making, but at least all of you are only having to hear the shrieks.  We are getting besieged with texts, complaining about the loud noise of dinosaur footsteps and demanding to know what size of creature we have allowed into the house.  Barnaby is a brontosaurus, really, can't Brother just go to wikipedia and find out his size instead of bothering us with complaints?  Also, he is now complaining about hearing paws clicking buttons and is demanding to know if we have been making online purchases again.  We most certainly have, and it was a book featuring a kitty too, so Brother has no right to complain!  He needs therapy, he really does.  Abandoning us and our poor human too, and then thinking that he has the right to dictate what we can and can't do, even though he doesn't live her any more.  Such horrible, awful nerve!

Teddy Adoption Center

We hopped to the teddy adoption center this afternoon, after a little stop at an archive.  We're very sorry if the shrieks proved too annoying for anyone.  Brother is being totally obnoxious about the entire thing, and he is taking the possibility that we might drop in on a relation tomorrow to try to sell things to them entirely the wrong way.  There is nothing wrong with hard working rabbits earning a bit of cash, nothing at all wrong.  Anyway, we met the nicest reindeer, a werewolf, a smurf. a dinosaur, a bear and the cutest teddy kitty, who we invited to move in.  We are now up to 876 siblings, and we were given vouchers for fifty dollars off of our next adoption fee!  The cat has been shrieking for hours about this.  Really, we are so, so sorry!  He ought to be ashamed of himself.  And anyway, one of the teddies we allowed to move in was a kitty!  An adorable, fluffy Siamese kitty!  Shouldn't Brother be applauding our taking in his fellow kitties and providing them with good homes?

Shriek Explanation

Due to the hours the archive is open, and the limited time the human would have as a result, we decided with much disappointment not to go.  However, we did decide to visit a few homeless shelters this morning, which explains the kitty shrieks if any of you are wondering about that.  We met three homeless teddy pups, a teddy koala and a bear, all in need of a cozy new place to live, so naturally we invited them to move in.  We're now up to 870 siblings.  We think you can imagine how brother took it, and then there were those discounted sacks of fabric we obtained as well.  We have plans to visit a teddy adoption center tomorrow, so you might want to cover your ears now.  We expect an epic number of shrieks due to that.

Possible Shriek Delay

The archive visit might have been delayed.  We're not sure yet. The human checked the hours they're open online, and she's worried now that there wouldn't be enough time to research things properly.  She's so disappointed and crying over it, because she was really looking forward to the trip, and moving some research forward.  We will be so annoyed if it does fall through, even though it was going to be annoying to have to stuff our poor ears as Brother protection.  If you aren't disturbed by shrieks over the next day or so, you'll know what happened.

Shriek Warning

We thought we better issue a warning about the anticipated loud shrieks.  We're hoping to visit an archive with the human, soon, one of the big ones.  We think you can imagine how Brother is taking that bit of news.  Honestly, though, it actually is all his fault.  If he had moved back in instead of being a terrible, awful kitty, the human would probably have felt like she should stay home to supervise him.  But he deserted and has refused all attempts to get him back here, so we are perfectly free to hop off to the archive with the human.  And Brother has no right to object!

Halloween

Sorry we didn't post last night.  Someone had lit a fire and as a result the human's allergies were messed up, forcing her to take benedryl and go to bed, so we couldn't get online.  We are happy to report that after some difficulties due to our neighbor picking a terrible time to schedule their move, and a poor parking job with the moving truck that blocked trick or treaters' view of our house, that Halloween was a success!  We set up out on the carport with a bushel basket full of candy and had a delightful time handing it out.  The humans who were gathering the candy seemed very pleased to see us and we got many complements on how cute we were.   It was so much fun!  Our squirrel brother joined us, and handled the non-food items, as squirrels are experts in protecting people from food allergens, he says due to their incredible nut detecting ability.  All in all, it was a very nice night, and we rate it a wonderful success!  Judging by the number of complaining texts from Brother demanding we get back into the house, it must count as a success, anyway.  That cat seriously needs therapy.

Shark is Here!

Our new shark brother is here!  We're a bit concerned about an incident that happened right after he arrived, though.  He was lounging in his carrying case, waiting for us to hop to the door and invite him in, when something attacked the case and attacked like they had every intention of clawing it and the poor shark inside to bits.  We can only assume it was that rotten Brother.  He ought to be ashamed of himself for being so mean to a poor, homeless shark.  Anyway, our new brother is very nice.  His name is Sherman and he's happy to be here despite the unwelcoming wagon the cat rolled out for him.  We now are up to 865 siblings.

Sorry for Today Too

Sorry for any alarming shrieks today too.  Brother is still not pleased over our plan to hop to the country, and is threatening the home improvement store for making our planned work project a breeze. We've also been making Halloween plans and drawing up decorating ideas.  Instead of the traditional ghosts, goblins and witches, we are thinking of teddy themed decorations.  Doesn't that seem so nice? But Brother is accusing us of some horrible plot to spread the influence of teddies and especially teddy rabbits far and wide.  On the up side, if we do hang out teddy decorations, there is a chance Brother will show up to wreck them and to send any teddies present fleeing, which would allow us to capture him.  That might work out well.

Sorry for the Louder Than Expected Shrieks

We're very sorry about the shrieks being louder than normal today.  We did get to hop to the country and then we hopped to the home improvement store in search of supplies for a country cottage improvement project.  Brother didn't take it well and we were bombarded by texts demanding to know why he was hearing the sounds of boards being picked up and worse, why was he hearing the sound of boards being sawed and what had we gotten our paws on?  It was so nice!  The home improvement store cut up the boards we selected for us, so all we have to do is hop back to the country and nail them into place!  We have high hopes of doing this tomorrow.  Strong ear protecting should be kept handy.

Tomorrow

We might be hopping to the country tomorrow, and the human is debating making an archive visit if we have time.  We suggest very strongly that you shield your ears now to be safe.  Loud kitty shrieks are expected.

Continuing Complaints

Brother is continuing to complain about our adopting that shark, and especially about those DVDs we ordered.  And now he has taken to complaining about why he keeps hearing us talking about excellent prices, and how that is under a dollar a disk, and wanting to know if we are plotting another purchase. We don't know what he might do if he ever finds out we're looking at an eight season DVD set.  It's such a good price, though, and for a show the human loved as a child, so we're very, very tempted.  And if she got the eight season set, she could trade in the one season of the show she already has individually, so really, the eight season set would be even cheaper.

Shark

As you probably figured out from the shrieks, we arranged to adopt that shark last night, and he is hopefully on his way to our house at this very moment.  We're not sure about how his transport is being handled. The adoption site wasn't too clear about that, but they have a bunch of sharks looking for good homes so surely they know how to transport them in safety and comfort.  Brother is not taking it well, though.  He also isn't taking well the fact that we got the human four DVD sets as well, for hours of television viewing fun.  He believes these DVDs can only lead to a lack of supervision of bunnies and who knows what disasters.  He's very paranoid.  We're planning to watch the DVDs with the human, so why does it matter if she isn't supervising us anyway?  We'll be too occupied with watching shows, munching carrot corn and drinking carrot juice to get up to whatever Brother thinks we are planning.

Protection

Please put your ear protection on at once.  Put it on quickly while you still have time!  We are about to make travel arrangements for our new shark sibling and loud shrieks are anticipated at any moment.  Protect yourself while you can!

Pumpkin

We obtained our pumpkin today, and we got the sacks ready to be distributed to children on Halloween too.  We have 50 lovely sacks stuffed full of candy to hand out and extra candy to construct more if necessary.  We have established a guard rotation to protect it from Betsy until next weekend.  We just hope the carrots we are using for our weapons are pointy enough for the job.

Very Sorry

We are very sorry if anyone is disturbed by loud shrieks tomorrow.  The human is thinking of going to the genealogy archive to use the bigger programs there to do a bit of research and Brother isn't taking it well.  He also isn't taking the pumpkin hunt we have scheduled for tomorrow afternoon well for some reason.  All we can do is suggest that you protect your ears accordingly.

Delay

Pumpkin hunting was delayed, we are annoyed to report.  We have hopes of going tomorrow.  Really, we need to go tomorrow.  There is a bit over a week until Halloween!  If we don't get to the store soon to select a pumpkin, they will all be picked over and who knows what we might have to go with!  We might have to go with a FAKE pumpkin!

Books

Not much to report tonight, except we payed a visit to the bookstore with the human and helped her find a large stack of comics.  Brother wasn't pleased about that because he has issues with her reading and supposedly being distracted from watching us but thankfully the shouts weren't too loud so ear protection probably wasn't needed.  Anyway, we're hoping to go pumpkin hunting tomorrow, so please be prepared to guard your ears accordingly.

Tonight

Not much to report tonight.  The human has a movie fest for us that we have to get into our seats for soon, so this will be a short post.  Plans for a Brother trap are proceeding on schedule, and our funds for financing the adoption of decent teddy siblings continues to grow as well,  Things are progressing well, we are happy to say.

Additional News From Yesterday

We have more news from yesterday that we need to report.  We stopped at the church for an event on the way to that comic show yesterday, and we ran into the nicest homeless bear that we invited to move in.  We are now up to 864 siblings.  And now that we're thinking about it, Brother's shrieks over the happy news did seem louder than usual.  Maybe he is hiding out down the street and plotting something.  We might need to start work right away on a Brother trap!

Food Fest

The human went to a comic show today, and we are very alarmed to report that this even was held right next to a hall hosting a food festival.  We think you can guess where Betsy Bear was while we were hopping about, being good little rabbits and teddies in general, offering to dig for comics the human was looking for and offering to hold her bags.  And really, the show was giving away a lot of food, but we don't think they meant to give quiet as much food as Betsy got her paws on away.  And do the tables that the food was placed on really count as part of the general food giveaway that people and hungry bears are allowed to lay claim to?  Because we now have several of those and we don't quite buy Betsy's story about that being okay.

Suspicious

A kitty that looks suspiciously like Brother has been spotted lurking down the street.  Does anyone think it could be him?  And if it is, what could he be up to, because we're sure he isn't there because he has decided to become a good feline and move back in.  What if he heard about that shark we are hoping to adopt and is lurking about, planning to intercept him when he arrives?  Sharks are fish, right, and cats eat fish!  What if he's planning to eat our new shark sibling?

Sorry, Very Sorry

Our apologies to anyone who might have been trying to enjoy television, or possibly go to bed early, and were disturbed by kitty shrieks.  The library sent us a lovely batch of obituaries and Brother didn't take their popping up in our email well.  You should probably put your ear protection on and keep it on, because the librarian asked if there was anything more she could do for us, and we do happen to have a few suggestions for things that might be helpful.  More shrieks are expected at any second.  Sorry about that.

Continuing Plans

We are continuing to work on our plan for adopting that poor, homeless shark.  Getting him here might prove to be the only issue.  We were thinking about the bus.  Buses allow sharks as long as they have a validly purchased ticket, right?  We're not sure about trusting the postal service with a shark.  What if they accidentally spilled his water?  Could we be held accountable for damaged mail?

Sharks

We were poking around last night and we saw where the teddy adoption center is offering sharks in search of loving homes at selected locations.  We showed the human a picture of a poor, needy shark, and she agreed that a shark would make an excellent new sibling for us.  Now we just have to work out how to get him here.  What is the best way to arrange transport for a shark?

Plans

If you are disturbed by screams soon, please don't be alarmed, and direct any and all complaints to that terrible kitty.  We were doing some counting and we have over 100 dollars to go towards adopting new siblings, so we're looking into plans for a little visit to the teddy adoption center in the mountains soon.  If you are disturbed possibly this weekend or next Friday, you will know where we are anyway.

Wedding Report

We are back from the wedding.  Hopefully they had insurance.  Paws crossed that they had insurance.  Surely if they were foolish enough to leave an entire table full of fancy glasses full of pudding and cookies unguarded they would have purchased insurance, right?  And then there were those two unguarded cakes.  We think you can guess what happened.  Betsy Bear still smells of pudding and has frosting in her fur.  Next family reunion might be a bit awkward, we imagine.

Friday Report

The human's pain is continuing, we are sad to report.  On the up side, though, she was forced to go out in search of new wedding shoes this afternoon and we were able to hop along.  We got our paws on two more patterns to be shrunk and converted to teddy clothing.  We're sorry if the resulting kitty shrieks disturbed anyone unduly.

Today's Human Report

Human is in pain once more, we are afraid we must report, and is considering going to the next town over to her doctor's other office if they can work her in, in the hope of getting some relief.  Poor, poor human.  She has a wedding to attend this weekend, and it's going to be a bit difficult if she can't bare to sit or walk.  And Betsy will be so ticked if she doesn't attend the wedding, because she was planning to stow away in the car in order to get her paws on cake.  So if the human doesn't get to feeling better, we might have a human in agony and a ticked Betsy on our paws.  Not good.  And we don't know how, but we are sure that Brother is somehow to blame for this!