Shark is Here!

Our new shark brother is here!  We're a bit concerned about an incident that happened right after he arrived, though.  He was lounging in his carrying case, waiting for us to hop to the door and invite him in, when something attacked the case and attacked like they had every intention of clawing it and the poor shark inside to bits.  We can only assume it was that rotten Brother.  He ought to be ashamed of himself for being so mean to a poor, homeless shark.  Anyway, our new brother is very nice.  His name is Sherman and he's happy to be here despite the unwelcoming wagon the cat rolled out for him.  We now are up to 865 siblings.

Shark

As you probably figured out from the shrieks, we arranged to adopt that shark last night, and he is hopefully on his way to our house at this very moment.  We're not sure about how his transport is being handled. The adoption site wasn't too clear about that, but they have a bunch of sharks looking for good homes so surely they know how to transport them in safety and comfort.  Brother is not taking it well, though.  He also isn't taking well the fact that we got the human four DVD sets as well, for hours of television viewing fun.  He believes these DVDs can only lead to a lack of supervision of bunnies and who knows what disasters.  He's very paranoid.  We're planning to watch the DVDs with the human, so why does it matter if she isn't supervising us anyway?  We'll be too occupied with watching shows, munching carrot corn and drinking carrot juice to get up to whatever Brother thinks we are planning.

Suspicious

A kitty that looks suspiciously like Brother has been spotted lurking down the street.  Does anyone think it could be him?  And if it is, what could he be up to, because we're sure he isn't there because he has decided to become a good feline and move back in.  What if he heard about that shark we are hoping to adopt and is lurking about, planning to intercept him when he arrives?  Sharks are fish, right, and cats eat fish!  What if he's planning to eat our new shark sibling?

Continuing Plans

We are continuing to work on our plan for adopting that poor, homeless shark.  Getting him here might prove to be the only issue.  We were thinking about the bus.  Buses allow sharks as long as they have a validly purchased ticket, right?  We're not sure about trusting the postal service with a shark.  What if they accidentally spilled his water?  Could we be held accountable for damaged mail?