Tomorrow

Is everyone ready to be visited by our leader tomorrow?  We're actually hopeful that Betsy won't be able to snatch his baskets this year.  The Grandhuman took her to her room and is letting that bear lounge on her bed, so we think it might be more difficult for her to sneak out, at least without giving up on her fooling the Grandhuman into her continued belief that Betsy is a good bear.  We so hope that means she won't be able to harass our leader this year.  We have so much we are eager to share with him and he isn't going to be in the best mood if he must be rescued from one of Betsy's traps again.  We are thinking of possible classes we could teach if we had that cutting machine, and quilt kits we could assemble for those classes.  Really, there's so much that we could do with one of those machines.  We have to get it!

Grandhuman

The grandhuman thanks she might have gotten food poisoning from a tomato, so we're not sure if we'll get to hop to the country this weekend.  And we were so looking forward to going too.  Really, how could a tomato poison anyone?  Bunnies eat them all the time and this never happens to us!

Sabotage

You will not believe what happened this afternoon, and we are sure Brother is to blame for it.  While the human was at the doctor, the car stopped and the grandhuman couldn't get it restarted, making a call to the towing company and a long and painful wait necessary.  We are sure Brother is responsible for this.  The human's doctor is located very near where we suspect he is hiding.  He probably crept out and sabotaged the car in an attempt to prevent our planned country visit.  We are very tempted to dust the battery for little kitty paw prints!

A Bit Nervous

We are a bit nervous tonight.  We just heard the weather forecast, calling for potential snow tonight, and we heard something that sounds alarmingly like ice falling a bit ago.  What if the snow hits now and we loose power while the grandhuman is here?  We're sure she'll try to prevent our fleeing to a hotel!  We might freeze our fluffy little cotton tails off!  Couldn't the snow wait until she is at work and unable to prevent our calling a cab?

Plans

The grandhuman is talking about taking a few days off, and possibly sitting around READING!  We have the best idea to convince her that this reading would be so much more fun in the cozy country or possibly in the mountains.  Wouldn't Brother be just so annoyed if we managed to talk her into that?  And if we manage to recapture him by then, he can go WITH us!

Grandhuman

Brother is going to be so annoyed!  The grandhuman is enjoying the tablet we helped the human obtain.  We have downloaded a bunch of books, and the human is talking up how much fun it would be to go to the cozy country and snuggle up for hours of reading pleasure.  We're sensing lovely trips to the country in our futures, and maybe the mountains as well.  Won't that just drive brother CRAZY?

Illness

The grandhuman is ill, and we are very suspicious of the timing of this, right before we were scheduled to go and recapture Brother.  Do cats know anything about germ warfare?  We ought to call a bunny at the teddy adoption center across the street from Brother's likely hiding place and get them to hop over to check the browsing history on any computer he might have access to to see what he's been looking up.

Looked a Bit

We looked a bit for the grandhuman's Christmas gift this evening, but no luck so far.  Maybe tomorrow, although the human has to limp to the doctor, so it might be Wednesday instead.  It's such a good idea, though.  Paws crossed we can pull it off and find what we want!

Human's Idea

The human got an idea for a present for the grandhuman today.  She even checked out a few of the items in the store and was considering putting something in layaway, but she didn't see exactly what she wanted.  Which means she will need to go out shopping tomorrow.  Do you think she might need to sneak out on the bus, so the grandhuman won't suspect?  That would be fun!

Library Visit Delayed

We didn't get to the library today.  Much to the annoyance of our outdoor bunny friends, the grandhuman decided to work on the lawn and mowing it instead.  They were horribly annoyed as they couldn't hop out for a snack until she was done, and they claim that the grass now tastes terrible from the wheels rolling over it.  Anyway, we hope to hop off to the library bright an early in the morning, to stock up on cards.

Frogs are Still Singing

The frogs haven't been discouraged at all by the grandhuman's attempt to evict them.  We think they are even laughing a bit over the entire thing.  They are croaking out their horrible attempts at music at even higher volumes, and not even the air conditioner is drowning them out now.  Really, what are we going to do?  Our poor, poor ears!

Frog Eviction

The grandhuman started frog eviction proceedings this afternoon.  We were so pleased, thinking they might be gone by nightfall, but somehow they are still camped out, right where they were to start with.  What did the grandhuman do wrong?  Surely evicting some annoying frogs isn't that HARD!

Today's Adventure

We had quite the adventure today.  Brother was drug to the chiropractor again, and a virus was found in his tummy, a virus that we are suspicious is the same one that was also found in the human's tummy.  Obviously one of them infected the other, and we can only hope that we do not become infected next.  Anyway, the adventure started when we tried to go home, and the car would not go into reverse.  The grandhuman was panicking, and we had to retreat to the doctor's office while the human tried to phone for help.  We offered to turn a movie on for Brother while we were waiting, but he complained the only films available were dog movies.  Anyway, it turns out the car had became trapped on a piece of metal sticking up from the curb.  What was a piece of metal doing sticking out of the curb?  It seems highly dangerous to us.  What were the humans who maintain the parking lot thinking?

Tomorrow, Maybe

We are hoping to go hunting for that troublesome kitten tomorrow.  The only possible issue is the grandhuman.  It seems like she has developed some issue where she doesn't want to sit foot out of the house if it is the least bit cold.  We think she might have been spending too much time with the polar bears.  We don't know what we will do if she shows this polar bear like attitude again tomorrow.  That kitten needs recaptured, and our fur doesn't need another soaking!

Hunt Postponed

The Brother hunt got postponed again, and after we had out all of the nets suitable for entrapping a kitten, too.  So annoying.  We're thinking we're going to have to risk letting Betsy Bear behind the wheel if we ever want to capture Brother.  The grandhuman just doesn't seem to be working out for transportation.

Today's Complaints

More complaints from Brother today.  This time he's been texting us, saying he hears organizing going on.  We are not sure what he thinks organizing sounds like, and it's the grandhuman doing the organizing so he should take his complaints up with her, anyway.  Okay, it is our quilt stuff she's organizing, but still, since she is doing the work, all complaints must go through her.

Today's Report

We thought today would be quiet on the Brother front.  The humans snoozed most of the day so we didn't get to go out.  We didn't even get to do stitching or cutting.  We were sure that meant no texts, but oh, no.  We have been getting bothered all day by messages from Brother, saying we are too quiet, and what are we up to.  Really, will nothing satisfy that cat?

Grandhuman's Repair

The grandhuman got her hernia fixed today.  Our poor human was forced to sit for five or six hours straight, which is not good with her poor, damaged leg, so tonight's post will be short since she wants to curl up and snooze.  Really, a hernia.  We're sure the cat is to blame.  He was a rather plump feline.  Lagging him about could result in such a thing, couldn't it?

Hernia

Well, the grandhuman has a hernia.  We're not sure how, but we suspect the cat of somehow being responsible for this.  If would be just like him to try to cause difficulties.  Well, the joke might just be on Brother.  Thanks to this hernia, the grandhuman will be off work for awhile, which will give us time for a nice LONG trip to the country!  And we just might recapture a certain kitten before departing.  So if Brother ends up in the country for an extended vacation, we are sure he will only have himself to blame.

The Car

The oddest thing happened with the car yesterday, while we were on our way to go fabric hunting with the human and grandhuman.  The key got stuck and couldn't be removed, which meant we couldn't turn the car off.  The humans had to rush it to the repair shop, which, on the up side, had the advantage of being near two places with fabric for us to prowl though.  We wonder if we should consider sabotage.