Today's Adventure

We had quite the adventure today.  Brother was drug to the chiropractor again, and a virus was found in his tummy, a virus that we are suspicious is the same one that was also found in the human's tummy.  Obviously one of them infected the other, and we can only hope that we do not become infected next.  Anyway, the adventure started when we tried to go home, and the car would not go into reverse.  The grandhuman was panicking, and we had to retreat to the doctor's office while the human tried to phone for help.  We offered to turn a movie on for Brother while we were waiting, but he complained the only films available were dog movies.  Anyway, it turns out the car had became trapped on a piece of metal sticking up from the curb.  What was a piece of metal doing sticking out of the curb?  It seems highly dangerous to us.  What were the humans who maintain the parking lot thinking?

Doctor

We drug Brother to the human's chiropractor today for virus killing.  Here's hoping that it worked.  Brother doesn't want to go back to the kitty doctor.  His fur is so soft and silky, if he went there, he would undoubtedly be shaved BALD!

Chiropractor

The chiropractor said he would be happy to see Brother so we're very tempted to book an appointment for him for Thursday.  If we tell him the office has air conditioning, we're sure he would be racing to go.  Our air is still out here, and it is baking hot!

Today

Brother is bouncing about even more today.  Little does he know that tomorrow is the chiropractor, and our possibly arranging for a little chiropractic visit for him.  Hmmm, Brother's rather proud of his long tail.  Wonder if the chiropractor might find that it's our of alignment?

Chiropractor Bill

I wonder if I can somehow charge the bunnies, and make them pay my chiropractor bill? I'm sure that my neck got out of alignment due to to having to constantly look over my shoulder, fearing they were hopping up to put me to work. Surely that means they should pay for my adjustments, but they are trying to claim that I obviously pulled my neck poking my head somewhere it didn't belong. That shows what bunnies know. Really, I recall it perfectly well. My issues started getting much worse around the time they scheduled a week worth of work, so I am sure they are to blame.

Today's Visit

Those bunnies have been alarming me about the chiropractor for no reason! I went today, in the company of a couple of bunnies. I was sure it would be awful, and that there would be threats of vegetables, but it was actually rather nice. Really, it was just like being petted. The chiropractor stroked me and ruffled my fur a bit while doing an adjustment or too. Not bad at all. I think I might like this kind of doctor. No needles, no scissors for fur theft, just petting. I definitely like this. Perhaps I'll have to go back!

Chiropractor

The bunnies are plotting to lag me to the chiropractor tomorrow. I'm not sure if I should worry about this or not. One one hand, I understand he's very fond of stretching there, and as a cat, stretches are one of my favorite things. But his office happens to be just down the road from the bear and bunny adoption center. What if they've influenced him in some way? What if he tells me I should convert to vegetarianism? Or take up WORK?

Tail Adjustment

I'm back and you won't believe the trouble I am facing now. One of the bunnies and two of the reindeer herd rode to the human's chiropractor appointment this afternoon, and now they have got an awful notion in their fluffy heads. They think my tail is out of alignment, and that I should see a chiropractor right away to get it adjusted! My tail is perfectly aligned, I will have them know, and don't think I am not suspicious. All of them have short, fluffy little tails. I think they are plotting to have my long, slender tail adjusted into their tail style!