This Afternoon's Noise

Sorry about the noise this afternoon.  We hopped out to catch the new bunny movie that our mouse siblings' big cousin just released.  Such a wonderful film.  It's called Zootopia and we highly recommend it.  Anyway, we turned the phone off while we were in the theater and when we came out, it was full of texts from that annoying cat.  First there were messages complaining that he had been hearing alarming amounts of stitching, and what were we up to.  Then there were messages saying he wasn't hearing stitching anymore, and wanting to know what we were up to again.  And then there were messages saying he wasn't hearing hopping and why wasn't he hearing hopping, and weren't we in the house.  And finally we received a bunch of texts in all caps demanding to know where we were because he knows we aren't at home where we belong, and demands that we get back home at once.  Really, Brother doesn't love here anymore, and we have no clue why he thinks he can dictate our comings and goings.  Wait until he finds out we were at a bunny movie,  He is sure to explode.

Movie

The bunnies used what I thought was shredded cheese to lure me into the bunny movie this morning. It looked exactly like cheese, but when I got close enough, would you believe that it was carrot slivers? But by the time I realized, it was too late, and the bunnies had me. Really, I have never seen such a frightening movie as their leader's film. I don't know why in the world it isn't rated R or possibly X. Did you know that the rabbits have an entire island that serves as bunny headquarters? It's a frightening place called Easter Island. Oh, I would never want to go there, and I hope none of my readers are ever forced to visit this place either. All of the rabbits, hopping everywhere, and the entire island is probably packed with nothing but vegetables. Who in the world let the bunnies take over an entire island to serve as their kingdom?

Bunny Rewards

As if it isn't bad enough that the bunnies have been promised large amounts of seed, now the human has arranged to host a bunny movie celebration for them. They've got their leader's film, several other frightening bunny flicks, and popcorn all ready for the viewing marathon. And my leash. They have my leash all ready to go, and have already issued my seat assignment, in the second row, between two rabbits, with more bunnies than I want to think of sitting behind me, probably spilling carrot juice upon my ears! Do you know how hard it is to get carrot juice out of fur?

Tomorrow's Nightmare

Tomorrow's nightmare is rapidly approaching. I trust everyone is prepared, and all stocked up so you can lock yourselves in your houses until the day is over. My rabbit siblings are hopping about, all excited, and asking every five seconds if it's time to go to the store yet. Those poor, poor stores. I can see it now. Tomorrow they will be swamped with rabbits, coming in to purchase their leader's film. I just hope that all the humans listened, and no one needs to do any shopping tomorrow, for they will never manage to reach a register. I'm sure the line of bunnies waiting to check out will make the lines a mile long, and that's if the human doesn't trip first over a rabbit racing for the film section. I'm just glad the humans here remembered to stockpile my food, so there's nothing I will need at the store tomorrow.bu

Bunny Donuts

The human dropped by the local donut shop today, and sampled one of the donuts produced by the bunnies' leader. She returned home talking about how yummy it was, and offered to take the bunnies to the shop so they could get some of the donuts themselves. Oh, and she talked about seeing the donut machines too, producing thousands upon thousands of the donuts for the bunnies' leader! Thousands of donuts, and that is at just ONE shop! One small shop too! I'm sure the huge business across from the human's doctor is turning out millions of the pastries! All of those donuts, plus the profits from his movie. All of that money in the paws of a rabbit will lead to nothing good! I don't want to think of the amount of seeds such money could obtain. We are doomed for sure if the head bunny uses his riches for such purchases!