So Very Sorry

We're very, very sorry for the noise today.  We hope it didn't alarm anyone too much.  The human was still feeling terrible about how she was treated by her awful sister, so we suggested going out to a few fun places, like the bookstore and the teddy homeless shelters.  We found eight lovely teddies in need of a home and took them in.  It was so annoying.  We stopped at four homeless shelters and every time we stopped, we got bombarded with texts demanding to know where we were, and why was he hearing more paws trotting into the car than he heard getting out of it.  Finally the constant texting ran the battery on the phone down and spared us from additional messages, but still, it was terribly annoying and Brother should be so ashamed of himself.  We took in two pups, a koala, a monkey and four bears, bringing our sibling count to 898.  And we're hoping that the teddy adoption center will agree to do something special for us when we adopt our 900th sibling.  We're planning to get the grandhuman to call and try to set up something with that.  And there goes the phone once more.  We knew we shouldn't have plugged it in to charge!

Merry Damp Christmas!

Merry Christmas to everyone.  We're sorry to report it's a damp Christmas here, sadly not due to the rain outside.  The human has been sobbing for three days now.  First, her sister was horrible and forgot a major birthday of hers, and even after being reminded about it, did not say a word when the humans met her for an early Christmas dinner.  Needless to say, our poor human was crushed and broke down in tears right there in the parking lot of the restaurant.  The bunny who had hidden herself away in the human's purse to serve as a comfort bunny during the meal reported very damp ears.  And as if that wasn't bad enough, the human is also upset over that rotten Brother, and has been sobbing about missing him.  Poor human.  As much as we hate wet ears and fur, we just feel so sorry for her.  She tried so hard to plan a fun Christmas and now she's sobbing and miserable instead of enjoying herself.  We were already ticked with that cat for being such a rat and deserting.  Now we are adding the horrible sister to the list.