Continuing Shrieks

We hope no one suffered too much due to the continuing kitty shrieks today.  We had a lovely Thanksgiving and a great start to the After Thanksgiving sales.  Brother was not pleased about any of this, though, and he's been making his displeasure known rather loudly.  We should probably warn you now, we are hopping back to the fabric store with a 25% off our total purchase coupon in the morning. You should probably apply ear protection tonight if you don't want an early wake-up call that you didn't order.

Pre After Thanksgiving Sale Screams

Sorry for the screams this afternoon.  We should have warned you, we know, and we hope you weren't terribly unprepared since it isn't Thanksgiving and After Thanksgiving Sale Day yet.  The fabric store decided to start their sale early, though, and we hopped in for a few things.  We got four packets of lovely patterns to construct teddy clothing, and then we got such lovely, lovely fabric for quilting.  17 yards of fabric and then almost two giant yards of batting.  We have already pinned one quilt together and are hard at work stitching it up.  You might want to cover your ears now.  We expect the screams to last for a good part of the night, especially when we get to work pinning that second quilt together.  Really, Brother should be so ashamed of himself for acting like this, and we're so sorry we didn't think to warn people that the kitty shrieks about us shopping might hit early this year.

Sorry for the Shouts

Sorry for the shouts.  Brother is so ticked we finished that list.  We don't know why he's upset but he's been yelling ever since we checked off the last name and checked the list thrice.  And we don't think he even knows yet that we invited two more bears who we heard were in need of homes while we were doing our Black Friday shopping to move in either.

Finished!

The list is FINISHED!  The wrapping paper is down, more tape has been purchased, and a marathon wrapping session has been scheduled, hopefully for tomorrow.  Santa is going to be so impressed, and the head bunny will surely be impressed too.  Of course Brother has been ranting about this, and wait until we finish wrapping!  Then we will have an entire MONTH to devote to recapturing HIM!

Sorry for the Noise

We are very sorry if anyone was disturbed by angry kitty shrieks tonight.  Apparently Brother didn't stuff himself enough on his Thanksgiving dinner, because he was wide awake and shrieking over our shopping success.  We are happy to announce that thanks to careful bunny planning, the human only needs four or five tiny gifts, and three gifts of books to have her shopping competed.  We are anticipating that if we have a giant wrapping session this weekend, all of the Christmas tasks could be completed before December starts.  We have been truly excellent rabbits!  Perhaps that is Brother's problem.  Our excellence is sure to get is marked high on Santa's good list, which will push Brother so far down the list it isn't funny.  And speaking of Santa, we don't want to drop names, but we might have spotted him at the store.  He was a bit thin, due to Betsy's cookie thefts, we are sure, but we recognized him right away.  And we are sure the fact we are truly wonderful bunnies to be helping out human so was duly noted for a list mark-up.

All Ready

We have our list of needed shopping, and we have checked it thrice.  We have even drawn out a little map to better shop for the things we need.  Now we just have to wait for tomorrow and the chance to hop to the stores.  And for the chance to recapture that cat.  He's sure to stuff himself tomorrow, and should be slow and easy to grab.  We just hope he isn't too heavy.  We don't want to hurt our poor paws dragging him to the car.

Poor Human Again

The human's leg was terribly messed up today, so we had to be very quiet, and couldn't hunt for anyone.  Which means Brother is still roaming free.  But we think we might leave him on the loose for a bit.  And then after Thanksgiving, after he has gorged himself on salmon or ham, and is sleeping it off, he will be so easy to catch!  And in a bit of convenience for us, the place where he is hiding is near where we plan to do a bit of After Thanksgiving shopping!  We can just hop in and grab him to assist us!

It Was Great!

The shopping today was just wonderful, we are happy to say.  We were able to help the human find pretty much everything she wanted, which means we can now focus on filling our little bunny shopping lists.  Needless to say, we have been hearing kitty shrieks all day, demanding to know what we are up to.  You should have seen the texts he sent when we had to make two trips home to drop off packages before hopping out again to shop for more.

Hours Until Shopping

Just a few hours until the shopping starts.  Oh, we're so looking forward to this.  We've been doing stretches and aerobic hopping all morning to prepare ourself for the event.  Now if we could just find a way to block Brother's texts of complaint.  He doesn't live here, he doesn't want to move back in.  He has no right to harass us like this!  We ought to seek a restraining order!

Sales Start Soon

The sales are starting soon, and we are busily warming up for them.  We have helped our human get her little list all ready, and we are all ready to hop out tomorrow afternoon to start the gathering.  We figure with our assistance the human can finish twice as fast.  We will hop behind her, and rush purchases to the car so she won't be distracted and hindered with bags.  We just wish we weren't being hindered by Brother.  Even after his latest escape, he is continuing to text us harassing messages, demanding to know why he is hearing so much list checking.  What right does he think he has to object to anything after all he's done, abandoning us and then escaping once more at the last second?!  He is lucky we haven't filed a SUIT!

After Thanksgiving Approaches

The After Thanksgiving sales are fast approaching.  We just wish the texts from Brother, complaining about these sales, and threatening us should we attempt to go to them to help the human weren't approaching at the speed of light.  We think he really wants us to be UNHELPFUL!  Have you ever heard of such?  And how is it a problem for him if we offer to carry packages for the human, or to hop up onto high shelves, or to squeeze around other humans to get the goodies our human wants more easily?  We just don't see his problem.

The Approach of After Thanksgiving

The most lovely holiday, the Day after Thanksgiving, is rapidly approaching and we can't wait.  There are some sale papers that you can find online now, so we've been working with the human a bit on her list already.  We just wish Brother would behave himself.  It's so hard to write names and check them twice when we keep getting texts from him every five seconds, demanding to know why he is hearing the sound of checking!  Maybe we ought to switch to an electronic list.  Do you think he would hear checking on that?

It was Awful

Sorry I haven't posted for the last couple of days. I was hiding with the turkeys and their internet connection was a bit spotty. I just wanted to let you know that the shopping fest was a true disaster. The bunnies lagged home a car loaded full of sacks of goodies. So, so many sacks. They covered my table, which should be a crime. And as if those items that are intended as gifts for human relations, that will surely lure them into attending reunions, and encouraging that awful tree, weren't bad enough, the bunnies found a pile of merchandise for the country. They lagged home two giant sacks full of pillows to rest their big ears on so now they will be wanting to hop up there to drip the pillows off. And the shopping might have just begun!

24 Hours

Twenty-four hours until the disaster and ruination of commercial retail strikes. The bunnies are seriously stretching now, in ways even I as a cat and expert stretcher find alarming as part of their warm-up effort. I hope all of the stores doubled their insurance is all that I can say. As for me, I will be spending this nightmare safely hidden with my turkey renters, far away from any blame for shoppers scattered by racing rabbits.

Posting Oddity

I'm very sorry for what happened yesterday, with my blog entry appearing multiple times, although frankly it might have been for the best it was duplicated. With the threat of the bunnies taking over the human's shopping list, I'm sure that everyone is in terrible danger. They're even looking, trying to find store maps, so they can plan out their shopping route. I don't like the way they keep bouncing around either, doing various stretches, claiming they are warming up for the big day. I can see those poor stores now, with the bunnies racing about. Other patrons are sure to scatter like leaves and have to dive into the midst of display racks to dodge them!

Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Sale Countdown

Only a few more days until all of those horrible awful sales start. I hope everyone is prepared with strong locks for your homes because the stores will be insane. The bunnies have been spending serious time aiding the human with her shopping list, which makes me think that the bunnies will be offering to hop along to help. I guess it wouldn't be too bad if they would just follow the human's list, and grab stacks of towels for gifting, but I fear they intend to all merchandise to gift to their fellow rabbits to the pile as well. And do you know what is on every rabbit's wish list? SEED! They will be seed shopping! Like I said, it will be crazy, and when you add the polar bears rushing to grab yarn, well, I wouldn't want to visit a store this week, and I hope those poor clerks all have their wills ready.

Thanksgiving Sales

The human just stumbled on a web page with info on the sales they have the day after Thanksgiving, that she plans to insist on attending. I suggest you all plan to spend this day locked in your houses now, because all I can see is a giant disaster looming. You won't believe this, but a store is foolishly planning to sell YARN! Yarn just perfect for making sweaters and mittens. The polar bears are looking for sacks now, to use to visit this sale and collect all of the yarn for their polar bear warmth. Anyone there is sure to be trampled by bears on the loose. And that's just the first danger this sale poses!