Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Horrible News! Look Yourselves Away Now!

Dreadful news! The human is ill with a sinus infection. and like the other times she's taken sick, I fear that the bunnies will offer to assist her with things until she is better. Unfortunately, this assistance could mean that the bunnies will be offering to shop for the human come sale time in a few days. Those poor, poor stores. They will never survive if all of the bunnies are turned loose in their business!

Human Stomach Report

The human's feeling slightly better, but she still thinks her stomach is messed up a bit, so I'm trying to take precautions and keep my distance from her in case a meal makes a return trip. Really, we cats handle such manners so neatly, unlike humans where things go everywhere. I swear if this thing lingers much longer, though, I must do something to punish that clown that the human thinks sold her bad food. Isn't it bad enough the clown caters to the polar bears?

Human Report

The human still claims not to be feeling well, although she did drag herself out of bed for long enough to watch a program on that large mouse's network a bit ago. I don't like how she's looking, though, like her last meal could make a repeat trip at any moment. And how am I supposed to get service if she's taken to her bed with a stomach bug all day?

Another Human Relative

Just wonderful. Another one of the human's relations, the very one who caused me all of the trouble last year that nearly resulted in my becoming a vegetarian, has taken ill again. The human got the news this morning, and now there is a discussion on going up to look in on this relative going around that is more than a bit alarming. And what in the world am I going to do if the humans do go off to visit? I don't like how the bunnies keep looking at my dish, and then hopping over to check their salad ingredients, as if they are trying to see what sort of salad would fit in there! As soon as the humans depart, they'll be there, trying to force me to convert, I just know it!

Trouble Looming

The human got the news today that a relative has taken ill and is in the hospital. I sense trouble looming for me. You might remember last year, that at about this time, a relative took ill, and the humans trotted off to visit, almost resulting in my conversion to vegetarianism when they stayed away too long and I ran out of food. What do I do if that happens this time? The rabbits are looking at me and chuckling suspiciously. I just know they're making plans to force me into a life of salads and other alarming vegetables. Really, why can't these humans behave and stop causing me such horrible trouble?

Short Post

I'm afraid my post tonight will have to be short. The medicine the human is on has the unfortunate side effect of making her dizzy, which means she's keeping the computer off much of the time. That wouldn't be so back, but she's also keeping the power for it turned off, making it more than a little complicated for me to get it back on for my use. Really, what in the world was the human who gave he that medication thinking?

Today's Report

We're in charge of the blog again this evening, while our brother paws through the phone book, trying to find the number to call, to get the authorities to come and drag all of Nick the Cat's relations away to jail for inflicting horrible luck upon our brother's head. Pinky is sure that they are to blame for all of his troubles. Not only is the weather man calling for snow still, and upsetting our poor polar bear sisters, but the human is now ill too. Really, we don't know exactly why that's alarming our brother so much. It isn't like the human was scheduled to do anything important this week that we'll have to take over running for her, but still, he sees the illness as just more bad luck to trouble him. Anyway, he'll be back as soon as he finds the phone number and arranges for those awful cats to be arrested.

Awful Saturday

The human is feeling slightly better, but still, she went to the doctor again today for some strange reason. Not that that was necessarily a problem. My only objection to her last doctor's visit was that it resulted in the rabbits offering to fill in for her with that horrible church sale. This visit didn't turn out nearly as well, though. The human is on the mend, true, but the problem was that she felt the need to stop by the local Walmart to restock some of her medicine afterwards. And do you know what she found there? They had a batch of that horrible plant food she us using to soak her injured foot on SALE! What in the world was Walmart thinking, putting items like that on sale, especially with bunnies hopping about? The human came home with four boxes of the stuff! FOUR BOXES! When the rabbits get their paws on that, we are all doomed!

Human Illness Continued

The human is still sick, I am afraid, and the bunnies are hopping everywhere, offering to bring tissues, drinks and who knows what else, and reassuring the human that they will handle everything else for the church sale. I don't like the way they keep looking in my direction as they say that either, or how they are scribbling on pieces of paper. They have probably got me down somewhere as a tacker, or possibly a taper! And, to make matters worse, they have the closet staked out, so I can't escape into its heights!

Illness

The human has taken ill, due to smoke exposure while scanning a bunch of photos for that horrible tree. She thought she could avoid problems by going to a public scanner, but it obviously didn't work, and the illness caught up to her this morning. So now she's sniffling, sneezing, achy and miserable! And now the rabbits are unsupervised, and making offers to take over for her with the church sale stuff! You might remember what happened the last time she took ill and the rabbits offered to fill in for her, baking goodies for a baby shower. I must hide while there's still time!