Poor Human

The human was going out this afternoon to a doctor's appointment and some of us decided to hop along to bring good luck with our fluffy feet.  Except when the human was going to open the car door so we could hop in, she stumbled and now her poor, already damaged leg is throbbing.  So we might have to spend tomorrow afternoon hopping to another doctor to get that looked at.  Poor, poor human.

Friday Report

The human's pain is continuing, we are sad to report.  On the up side, though, she was forced to go out in search of new wedding shoes this afternoon and we were able to hop along.  We got our paws on two more patterns to be shrunk and converted to teddy clothing.  We're sorry if the resulting kitty shrieks disturbed anyone unduly.

Today's Human Report

Human is in pain once more, we are afraid we must report, and is considering going to the next town over to her doctor's other office if they can work her in, in the hope of getting some relief.  Poor, poor human.  She has a wedding to attend this weekend, and it's going to be a bit difficult if she can't bare to sit or walk.  And Betsy will be so ticked if she doesn't attend the wedding, because she was planning to stow away in the car in order to get her paws on cake.  So if the human doesn't get to feeling better, we might have a human in agony and a ticked Betsy on our paws.  Not good.  And we don't know how, but we are sure that Brother is somehow to blame for this!

Today's Report

The enjoyable television viewing continues, we are happy to report.  Still no luck on recapturing that awful kitty, though.  Although we do have some lovely ideas for him.  We read the nicest feline book today, and we are thinking of writing to the kitty who is responsible for the book, and letting them know they have a ton of bunny supporters, while our feline brother is doing nothing to support any kitty writers.  We will get every other kitty ticked at Brother, and possibly one of them will turn him in as a result!  That sounds like a wonderful idea, and would serve him right too!  After what he did, and we are sure it was him, doing a rain dance and aggravating the poor human's damaged leg that still isn't right, he deserves punishment!

Human

The human isn't feeling well this evening.  Her poor, damaged leg is killing her, and she is planning to take medicine and go to bed, which means we won't be on for long tonight.  We don't know how, but we are sure that in some way that horrible cat is to blame for the human's pain.  the last time we recaptured him she ended up in agony for a month afterwards.  Maybe he has learned some way to preemptively cause pain to try to prevent his second recapture.  We would not put it past him!

Poor Human

The poor human was in pain today so we had to stay home instead of hopping out to the bus stop.  It was kind of annoying because we really had our hopes for recapturing Brother up but what else could we do?  Here's hoping the human's leg starts to behave so we can possibly hop out on Sunday.  Or if it doesn't, maybe we can go hunting that pesky cat after she has to limp to the doctor on Tuesday perhaps.

Poor Human

The human is sad tonight so this will be a short post.  It is the six month anniversary of Brother's second  abandonment of us and the poor human has been crying over that RAT!  Six months, and he is still refusing to move back in at the same time that he refuses to quit complaining about the nice teddies that have moved in and the hard work we are doing.  He ought to be so ashamed.  The human is just so sad, though, and misses the rat so much.  We fear that we will not have a Christmas tree this year either due to him.

Plans in Place

Our human still hurts, and we are more suspicious than even that this is due to Brother and a voodoo doll.  It would be just like him to pull a stunt like this.  Well, we hope he is having fun, because Victoria Bear has agreed to accompany us, armed with squirt gun, to hunt down that cat and recapture him!

Poor Human Still

Poor human is still in pain.  Really, if we did not know better we would suspect Brother of having a voodoo doll of her and poking it with his claws.  We almost said with pins but he wouldn't want to be near sewing items, so he's probably using claws.  Such an annoying cat.  He's probably thinking if he cripples the human with pain, then she won't be able to limp out with us and we won't be able to recapture him!  Just for that, we think we will invite Victoria Bear along to help with this recapture.  She has a lovely squirt gun and won't Brother just love to be drug out of his hiding place at squirt gun point?

Possible Cat Brother Sighted

The human was poking around online as she thinks she has spotted Brother.  The feline she thinks is him is one of those cats who loiters at Burger King and the pizza place who did such a foul job of maintaining their parking lot that they crippled our poor human, so we're more than a bit suspicious that this kitty could be him too.  But how to organize a Brother hunt while trying to save our poor turkey brother from Betsy?

Poor, Poor Human

You will not believe this, but the poor human went out to the doctor today and when she came home, she was limping with a giant blister on one toe and she suspects the start of a blister on another!  She did not have these injuries when she went out!  What sort of doctor is this, that they return her worse off than she was when she went into their office?  Where do we file a complaint about this horrible, horrible person?

Missed Call

The human thought that she was supposed to go to the doctor today, but due to a missed call, she wasn't able to go.  And we are suspicious of this missed call, for who is living right next to the phone but BROTHER!  We bet he managed to somehow damage the phone and block this call during one of his little escapes from his pen.  Now our poor human has to wait over a week to see the doctor and Brother gets to avoid any fur loss for even longer!

Finally

The human is feeling much better, finally.  But now she is concerned that this extended illness might be due to the return of her cat allergy.  So Brother is going to have to provide more fur samples to be taken to the doctor so the human can be desensitized.  We wonder how much fur we will need to collect?  Brother is rather fluffy, so we think we could easily get a lovely bushel of fur.  (hehehehehehehe)

Today's Human Report

The human is feeling a little better today, but she has still left us in charge while she is taken to her bed with the yucky cold.  The doctor called in another five days of antibiotics, so we are anticipating running things for at least that long.  Won't Brother be so pleased when we give him that lovely news!  

Human's Illness

The human is still sick.  Poor human.  Her nose is bright red, and her cheeks and ears are all achy still.  She's feeling a tiny bit better than yesterday, but it looks like we're going to be in charge of Brother for who knows how long due to this.  We wonder what sort of salad he would like for breakfast tomorrow?

Smoke

Our neighbor decided to clear some land today, we believe in preparation for gardening season.  Normally, we would be thrilled by this, but he decided to clear this land with a minor fire.  Fire and our poor human is highly allergic to smoke!  What in the world was that human thinking?  Our poor human's a poor, red nosed, stopped up allergic mess now as a result.

Human's Still Sick

The human's still sick and spent most of the day in bed.  And Brother spent most of the day pitching a huge fit over the fact that we are in charge of things.  We're surprised the human managed to sleep through his ranting, but the anti-histamine did a good job of knocking her out at least.  Poor human.  And there's a book sale she wants to limp to tomorrow too.

Horrible Weather Report

It is horrible, just horrible!  The weather is once more calling for SNOW!  We should have known Brother was up to something with how he has been hopping around, but we didn't think he would be this evil to our poor human.  She is in even worse pain tonight, and it is all that kitten's fault!  We ought to put chains on his paws to prevent any more weather dances!  And he tries to complain about bunnies dancing.

Poor, Poor Human

The human is feeling awful tonight with her poor, poor leg.  And her doctor is out of town next week so there will be no relief for her, except this mint oil she has been using that works a tiny bit.  Do you think we ought to plant some nice mint seeds for her?  Maybe fresh plants would work better, and we are SURE the aggressiveness of the mint plant has been exaggerated.

Monday Human Report

The human is still in pain, and we are still convinced Brother is somehow to blame.  Maybe he is hoping to cripple her even worse so he can do whatever he wants.  Only a thin bit of mesh protects us from him, after all, and when the human let him have a bit of freedom in her room a little while ago, he delighted in pushing some of us around.  We are going to have to keep a close, close eye on that cat.