Friday Report

The human's pain is continuing, we are sad to report.  On the up side, though, she was forced to go out in search of new wedding shoes this afternoon and we were able to hop along.  We got our paws on two more patterns to be shrunk and converted to teddy clothing.  We're sorry if the resulting kitty shrieks disturbed anyone unduly.

This Afternoon's Apology

Sorry for the shrieks this afternoon.  We went pattern shopping.  We had the loveliest idea, that we could get patterns for humans and reduce them to teddy size to vastly expand our clothing options.  Brother was not pleased about this, and now he is making dire threats towards the copy store should they allow us to hop in their doors and gain access to their copiers.  We have never met a more annoying cat in our lives, and we certainly have the right to visit the copy store if we want!  We do hope we can get the reduction done properly.  It would open up so many nice outfits for us.  If we could, we would cut out a pattern and head to the copy store right now to give it a try!

Stayed Home Today

Due to the heat the humans stayed home today too, but we think we might hop out tomorrow.  The fabric store is having a pattern sale and we're wanting to check and see if they have the nicest pattern we heard about online stuffed back somewhere.  And there go the kitty shrieks again.

Today's Apologies

We're sorry for the noise today.  We decided to get some fabric to stitch into a dress for that class we are hoping to teach on sewing for teddies, and we found a fantastic deal, a bolt of fabric that was 60 inches wide for only 1.97 a yard.  Brother didn't take it well.  And then we got home, we were reading our pattern to make sure that we knew exactly how to stitch stuff together, and we got more shouting, demanding to know why he was hearing the sound of pages being turned, and whatever we were reading to drop it at once. Such an annoying kitty.

Stayed Home

The humans stayed home today, which was a bit annoying, since we were so looking forward to going to the country, but on the up side, we're hoping to spend some major time up there next week, so we at least have that to look forward to.  Maybe a week in the country.  Maybe we will get a few more of our patterns together so we can have a big design and stitching party while we are there!

Patterns Fixed

We got the patterns to make a couple of lovely outfits enlarged today, right after we paid a little visit to the country.  We hope the shrieks didn't disrupt the holiday for anyone.  We might have speculated about recapturing Brother and lagging him up there.  Between that and new clothing ideas, Brother was not happy.

Pattern Packet Cut Out

We finished one pattern packet so far in our cutting project.  We debated cutting a few others, but we wonder if we need to wait until we resize the first one so there is no chance for mix-ups.  But then would it be better if we had a bunch of patterns cut and ready for resizing to save ourselves from having to make multiple trips to the store?  We'll have to think about this.

Very Sorry

We're very sorry for the shrieks today.  There's a lovely pattern sale on and we got three lovely packets. Brother didn't take it well and he's taken even worse the fact that we're happily cutting patterns out for enlargement purposes.  You should probably cover your ears now.  We will cut out as fast as we can.

Still Annoyed

We are still so annoyed by those missing patterns, and we are more sure than ever that Brother was the one who took them.  It is something that would be just like him to do to annoy us.  Well, we hope that he knows that this will not prevent us from finding the patterns we want.  We might just amuse ourselves ordering the book via inter library loan!  He can't get to every copy and engage in mass pattern theft!

Horror

We got that book on sewing clothing today from the library and the outfits are fantastic, but horror of horrors, the patterns to sew them with are MISSING!  If we weren't worried about harming the book, we would dust it for little kitty paw prints.  We are sure that Brother is somehow to blame for these missing patterns.

Today's Apology

We're sorry once more for anyone disturbed by loud kitty shrieks.  Really, if Brother keeps that up, we're expecting the people where he is hiding out to pay us to take him back.  Anyway, we found a lovely sale on clothing patterns we can modify to fit us, and he is not happy.  So, so annoying to hear constant shouts to drop that sale paper at once, and not to dare hop in the car to go to the store.

Sorry for the Noise

We're sorry for any kitty noise that might have disturbed you.  Brother is pitching a fit from his current hiding place, because we found a batch of free patterns online.  Really, you would think he wanted us to be NAKED from how he keeps going on about our making clothing!

More Missing Items

We found our missing pattern, but now we are missing a spool of THREAD!  We have searched our sewing boxes, and every place we can think of where it should be located with no success and we are getting suspicious.  Missing patterns, missing thread, the only person we can think of who would want to hinder our stitching so is BROTHER!  Could he have found a way to creep in, possibly at night when we're snoozing, to hide things from us?

Missing Pattern

We're missing a pattern for a pair of pants that we planned to stitch together this afternoon, and we don't know what could have happened to it.  The pattern was right there with the fabric we had planned to use when we hopped out, and then when we got back it was gone.  Do you think Brother could somehow be responsible?

More Pattern Theft

That awful, rotten kitty.  Wasn't it bad enough that he deserted us, and then fled once more after sabotaging the phone so we couldn't recapture him?  He really must be punished severely for his latest crime.  We were poking around, looking for more lawyer gifts, when we noticed a box, hidden under several of the boxes containing the human's Wizard of Oz stuff and an old jewelry box.  We decided to open it, and you won't believe what we found.  PATTERNS!  We made patterns for the construction of quilts featuring various canines long, long ago and tucked them away until we could work out how to use them.  Well, Brother got his paws on them and hid them, along with a ton of our other patterns!  Grand Theft Pattern!  We wonder how many years that could get Brother is we press charges?

Patterns

Brother is in so much trouble when we get him back.  After much searching, we finally located a box, stuffed full of our quilt patterns, with suspicious kitty paw prints on the box lid.  We know Brother snatched our patterns, and he hid a giant box of fabric too!  Fabric hiding, pattern hiding, he ought to be ashamed of himself!

If He Breaks It

If Brother breaks the phone, he is paying for its repair, and we hope he knows how much that cost the last time it developed an issue.  It's been one constant text it feels like today, so bad that we have had to assign a bunny to permanent phone duty so at least some of us could accomplish something.  We drew up two more patterns today, and of course he was sending messages the entire time demanding we put down our pencils, paper, crayons and scissors right away.  Really, why does Brother want us to be poor?

Patterns

We arrived at that sale bright and early, and were able to get a ton of lovely, lovely patterns.  You should have heard the little kitty shrieks, but thankfully Brother didn't try an actual attack.  That would have been SOOOO embarrassing.  Anyway, we had a lovely time, and when we visited a church for lunch, we met the nicest moose, and invited him to move in, bringing us up to 770 siblings.  Patterns and a new sibling.  Just a a perfect day.