Smoke

Our neighbor decided to clear some land today, we believe in preparation for gardening season.  Normally, we would be thrilled by this, but he decided to clear this land with a minor fire.  Fire and our poor human is highly allergic to smoke!  What in the world was that human thinking?  Our poor human's a poor, red nosed, stopped up allergic mess now as a result.

The Neighbor

Well, the neighbor got carted away today, and I am very suspicious of the timing. This is the neighbor that is the rabbit collaborator, after all. He claims he had something called a heat stroke. Very suspicious timing, is what I say. It's probably part of some plot to make the humans harvest vegetables for him, or make them weed or something by faking an illness. I know those rabbits presented him with a hat, although, come to think of it, it was a rabbit like hat, with holes for ears, that might have rendered it slightly inappropriate for humans, but still.... I am sure it is all part of some plot, and I am very afraid of the gardening horrors that will result from this plot.

It's Started

It's started. The bunnies checked their little bags this afternoon, and they found the first sprouts! They just poked things into the bags on Saturday! Three days! They have sprouts in three days! We are doomed. We are all doomed! And, even worse, they haven't had a chance to get their paws on a plow yet, so they're talking about hopping to the garden store in the morning to purchase special containers to hold their sprouts until they get the ground plowed up. I expect our gardening neighbor to schedule a setback with his faked illness in the morning, to assist them with this. The cucumbers are sprouting, I'm very sad to say, along with the zucchini, and I believe the bunnies said some of the cantaloupe and honeydew melons. I'm sure the watermelon and pumpkins can't be far behind.