Ankle Update

The human is still complaining about her ankle. Just wonderful. How am I to get decent service here if the human is laid up with ice on her ankle? And now she is talking about the writing she is wanting to work on, to start the year off right. If the human is laid up, it can only lead to her having plenty of writing time. And writing time can only lead to encouragement for the bunnies and bears. Not good, not good at all.

Saturday so Far

I haven't been captured and drug to the country so far, but the bunnies are clustered in the human's room, lounging on the bed with her, so they'll be conveniently located to agree that it would be a wonderful idea to go up there to stay, should the human bring it up. I see nothing but disaster resulting from those bunnies being so close, and probably sleeping with the human. I'm sure they're whispering ideas for stories in her ears, which can only lead to more writing and publishing. Which can only lead to visits to the COUNTRY! I knew they were working to get up there!

Brother's Post

Hello. It's Bebe Bunny here. We see out brother has posted, as much as admitting his guilt in the disappearance of our human's character cards. Really, he should be totally ashamed of himself, doing something like that. But it isn't going to stop the creation of the new rabbit story, we hope he knows. If the character cards aren't found in the morning, the human is going to start writing anyway, and will correct things later once they are found. Maybe we will even encourage her to go and lounge at the local bakery, and write. She always seems to get so much done there. This book will be finished yet, and our brother can't stop it!

Updating

Sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was trying to think of a way to prevent rabbit encouragement, and the time got away from me. It's awful, just awful, what the human is plotting. And she's already got the first section of the next bunny novel plotted, too, which can lead to nothing good, I am sure. I think I have came up with something, though, to prevent this writing. The human was all ready to start her writing, and then when she went to look for her little note cards with the info on the spellings of names and everything, to keep her established characters straight, she couldn't find them. Hehehehehehehe. No writing can take place until she has those cards. And she can't prove that I have a thing to do with their disappearance either! Happy day! No encouragement for the bunnies!

Today's Horror Report

The reunion and family tree horrors haven't reared their heads yet today, probably because the human got occupied with a bit of writing. I wonder if I could keep her occupied with that, as a way to save myself from various goodie chores the bunnies are planning to assign me. The only bad thing would be that sooner or later she would likely end up working on the rabbit novels, which will lead to gardening encouragement. Hmmmmm. Gardening encouragement would keep the rabbits outside, though, now wouldn't it? And if they were outside, they certainly couldn't be making me work. Perhaps I need to rethink my position on their garden after all. I'm sure the neighbors can find another place to live.

Tail Shaking

The rabbits shook their tails too much, trying to get rain to encourage their gardening horrors, and managed to get the next writing convention they wanted to attend flooded out. Finally, all of that rain dancing has proved useful! Needless to say, the bunnies are ticked at this turn of events, and the human isn't took happy either, since she planned to double up, and research that awful tree of hers between talks at this convention. They're looking for another event to attend now. How much notice do you suppose the neighbors will need should they find something, and can I be blamed for not hiding the human's writing magazines, listing such frightening events?

Rabbit Update

I was a bit afraid to post yesterday, or check email, in case those horrible bunnies had sent me a message about the novel promotion horrors. I finally decided to risk it, though, and of course an email was awaiting me, detailing all of the hard work the bunnies have done, trying to promote their horrible work. One of the rabbits hopped about, taking notes of what goodies people were giving out, to try to figure out the best goodies to offer for their books. They have decided that seeds would be the best, either seeds, or possibly actual plants. And, of course, should they give these things away, that will mean that they will either have to obtain seeds for gifts, or they will have to grow more plants. Our poor, poor neighbors if they decide to grow plants. They will naturally toss extras in to keep for themselves, I am sure. The neighbors are doomed!

My Alibi So Far

The alibi seems to be working out well so far. At least I can't be blamed for the antics of the rabbits, who are plotting to hop all over some writing thing, helping the human hand out cards advertising those nightmarish stories of hers. The bunnies have even speculated on the possibility of giving away seeds, just to get more attention. I don't want to think of the trouble that sound cause if they do it. My one worry about this alibi, though, is the fact that the humans ordered a clawacure for me while I'm here. Really, I like my claws just the way they are, thank you very much. Does anyone know how I can cancel this procedure? Perhaps I can poke in the computer, and delete a few entries.

Remember Our Neighbors

Please remember our neighbors, for they are doomed. The human is now on chapter two of the bear story, and needless to say, Betsy has been encouraged in alarming ways, and is planning frightening amounts of crimes for what she claims is research. Then the human started a new rabbit story and is already halfway through the first chapter. You don't want to know how the bunnies took that happy news. Our poor, poor neighbors. I just hope they are insured for writing.

Rabbit Encouragement

The poor, poor neighbors. I don't know how in the world I am ever going to break this to them, but the human is making plans for submitting one of those stories of rabbit horror. What in the world will become of our neighbors should she find someone to buy and publish it? It will surely encourage my bunny siblings to greater heights of rabbit delinquency, and gardening horrors. I think I might need to steal the ink from her printer before it is too late.

More Horrors

I think I need to start looking for a nice hiding place. The human got a book from that horrid person who came up with the month of writing horrors, designed to encourage nightmarish amounts of writing. She just thought up a twist, too, for the bear book that she's working on, that I'm sure will get that plot flying. I don't want to think of what the encouragement will do to Betsy. Isn't it bad enough how she gets encouraged by her appearances in the childrens' books?

Surrounded by Horror

I'm surrounded by horror is all that i can say. The human is amusing herself multi-tasking, working on those awful novels of hers, and poking at the family tree at the same time. She thinks she's got something worked out, that will no doubt make that tree grow to a frightening size. She should be ashamed. And then there's the encouragement she's giving not only the bunnies but Betsy Bear too. I'm sure there's a law somewhere about encouraging Betsy Bear, or if there isn't, there should be. The human's hoping to get a chapter done tonight, and I'm sure it will just inspire that bear to rob someone to celebrate.

Writing Plot

The human hasn't managed more writing so far today, thank goodness. I don't like the way that she keeps looking at me, though, and then looking at her soda like she is trying to figure out why the caffeine didn't keep her from sleeping in all day. She has no proof I sabotaged those drinks, none what so ever! I just hope I can get the tops off of the rest when she goes back to sleep again, and she doesn't get wise and switch to cans.

She Did It

The human did it. She started another tale of teddy terror this morning. I was hoping it was all an April Fool's joke, but it's looking like it isn't. I suggest everyone run for their lives now. I just know this story is going to encourage Betsy to go on a crime spree. Really, doesn't the human know better by now?

Upcoming Horrors

April is going to be a month of nightmarish proportions, Is all that I can say. I would suggest for your own safety, that you lock yourselves in your basements now, and wait for the month to be over. The human is planning to get back to writing starting tomorrow, and not only is she planning to write more of her tales of rabbit terror, but she's wanting to do some writing on her bear stories. That will only encourage Betsy! I can't even begin to imagine what that bear will do if she feels she is being encouraged. Isn't her bad behavior rotten enough when we're trying to discourage her? I wonder if the basement is secure enough for the disaster that is about to hit? Our only hope is that the human is playing an early April Fool's joke.

More Novel Horrors

The human has an idea for yet another book in that series of rabbit horrors, and she's thinking about trying to crank out a chapter in a little bit. Does anyone have any ideas as to what I can do to stop her? The rabbits really don't need the encouragement, and while she's writing, she's oblivious to everything else. You don't want to know the number of things that Betsy's got away with while the human has been typing away, and I'm sure the sheep were much woolier before she started writing. How can I stop her?

Zoo Game

The people in charge of the human's zoo game on Facebook messed things up, and as a result, the human is now part of a boycott. Normally I would be thrilled, but she's talking about the time she will have for writing now that she doesn't have to tend her zoo. And what will she be writing? Rabbit encouragement! She has several new ideas for more horror! What did our neighbors do wrong to deserve this? I urge everyone to write to Zoo World on Facebook right away and demand the Wildlife points be put back the way they were. The neighbors love their home so. Help save it!

Word Count Month Three Day Twenty-Eight

The human wrote 2027 words on that rabbit tale of terror, bringing it up to 18,538 words total. And, to make matters worse, it is now snowing. The human thinks she will have all weekend to stay inside and write!

Novel Horrors Month Three Day Twenty-Eight

The novel horrors are proceeding according to plan, along with multiple fan fiction horrors. The human claims that she really has her writing groove on or something alarming like that. And due to a slow flock of sheep on Facebook, she isn't going to be as tied up there this weekend. I am afraid to think of what might happen on the writing front.

Word Count Month Three Day Twenty-Seven

The human wrote 2093 words on her tale of terror bringing it up to 16,511 words total. And that doesn't count the fan fictions that the human is working on. Facebook is acting up, giving her lots of time for writing, to say the least. If they don't get it fixed soon, I shudder to think of what could happen.