Novel Horror Month

I was distracted by the Halloween Horror Show, and it slipped my mind until this evening that the month of novel horrors starts today. I was just feeling worried, and thinking about all of the rabbit encouragement that this event always heralds, when I heard the bears talking about something even more alarming. The human is wanting to devote this month to a novel starring the BEARS! Betsy has just had all of the encouragement of Halloween! She doesn't need a book to encourage her more! And even worse, I am featured in the bear books. Sniff, sniff! I appear in a book with Betsy Bear. That will get me declared an accessory to her crimes for sure!

Brother's Post

Hello. It's Bebe Bunny here. We see out brother has posted, as much as admitting his guilt in the disappearance of our human's character cards. Really, he should be totally ashamed of himself, doing something like that. But it isn't going to stop the creation of the new rabbit story, we hope he knows. If the character cards aren't found in the morning, the human is going to start writing anyway, and will correct things later once they are found. Maybe we will even encourage her to go and lounge at the local bakery, and write. She always seems to get so much done there. This book will be finished yet, and our brother can't stop it!

Updating

Sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was trying to think of a way to prevent rabbit encouragement, and the time got away from me. It's awful, just awful, what the human is plotting. And she's already got the first section of the next bunny novel plotted, too, which can lead to nothing good, I am sure. I think I have came up with something, though, to prevent this writing. The human was all ready to start her writing, and then when she went to look for her little note cards with the info on the spellings of names and everything, to keep her established characters straight, she couldn't find them. Hehehehehehehe. No writing can take place until she has those cards. And she can't prove that I have a thing to do with their disappearance either! Happy day! No encouragement for the bunnies!

Doctor Visit Tomorrow

The human limps off to the doctor tomorrow, to get something done about that wart, something that I'm sure will cause no end of trouble for me. Really, what in the world was the human thinking? Tomorrow is one of the worst nights of the year! Betsy will be out in force, robbing those poor, innocent children of all of their treats, and I don't want to know what Nick the Cat and his rotten relations have planned. I spotted them earlier trotting up the street and chuckling. Nothing good can come of something that amuses those horrible felines. I would hide, and not come out until the start of November, but then November starts the month of novel horrors! Oh, woe is me!

Novel Horrors Day One

The human didn't get a lot of writing done today, due to a death early this morning keeping her up unexpectedly. She does have a story all picked out, though, and feels she can fly through a chapter or two tomorrow. Needless to say, the rabbits were thrilled with this news. I don't want to imagine the encouragement and horrible ideas that will result!

Horror Approaching

There are just a few more days until the town is hit full force with horror. I can only hope that everyone has taken precautions, and have stocked up supplies so they can hide in their homes until the worst is over. Not only are we facing Betsy's planned crime spree and mass candy theft, but noveling horror month is about to start. And just when I was starting to recover from last year's horrors too. The rabbits already have paper and pencils out, and are hard at work on ideas to give the human for this year's novel horror. I am afraid to find out what those bunnies might think up this time. It will surely put tons of bad ideas into their little rabbit heads, whatever it is.

More Horrors

I think I need to start looking for a nice hiding place. The human got a book from that horrid person who came up with the month of writing horrors, designed to encourage nightmarish amounts of writing. She just thought up a twist, too, for the bear book that she's working on, that I'm sure will get that plot flying. I don't want to think of what the encouragement will do to Betsy. Isn't it bad enough how she gets encouraged by her appearances in the childrens' books?

Word Count Day Thirty

I would like to suggest a moment of silence for the poor, poor neighbors, who are soon to loose their homes. The human wrote chapter six today and part of chapter seven. She wrote 3060 words, bringing her total up to 23,241 for the second rabbit story. For the month of November she's written 105,099 words total. Have you ever heard something so alarming, and she has a number of horrible plans to top that total for next month!

Novel Horrors Day Thirty

The month is almost over, thank goodness, but I'm afraid that it's put so many bad ideas into the human's head it isn't funny. She's been poking around online looking for a little word counter program like the one on the horrible novel writing site, and she's hopping to top the number of words she wrote this month when she gets to work in the morning on next months' writing. Oh, and there's a horrible rumor going around, too, that this thing could become a year round event! Do we really need that much horror?

Word Count Day Twenty-Nine

Act One is finished, and in only six days too, one day faster than she did things for the first book. The human wrote 4256 words, bringing her total up to 20,181. Have you ever seen a number so large? She's hoping to get at least another chapter, if not two more, done in Act Two today, and with the amount of caffeine she has left, I'm afraid she just might manage it.

Novel Horrors Day Twenty-Nine

I want that horrible movie theater prosecuted for this! They sold the human a giant soda, and even worse, they offered free refills. She is never going to sleep now, and I shudder to think of all of the writing that she's going to accomplish. Our poor neighbors. I hope they've put a new home on their wish list for Santa, because with this amount of encouragement of the rabbits, their current dwellings are doomed. Do you think they'll take it the wrong way when they get up in the morning and find their siding dotted with little post-it notes marking what the bunnies are planning to plant there for next year's garden? With how awake the human seems at the moment, she'll probably be able to get started on Act Two tonight, putting her way ahead of schedule.

Word Count Day Twenty-Eight

The human wrote 3082 words today, finishing off the fourth chapter, and bringing her up to 15,925 words. She's hoping to finish Act One tomorrow and hit 20,000 words. At the rate at which she is going, I am very afraid she will do it. My only hope is that the movie she is going to see with a friend tomorrow will distract her from thoughts of bunnies, at least for a bit.

Novel Horrors Day Twenty-Eight

I managed to distract the human with a video game for a bit hoping it would make her sleepy so she couldn't write, but she somehow managed to creep out and obtain caffeine, and is now wide awake. I hope the store who sold her that soda feels terribly guilty. The bunnies are working on a seed list thanks to the encouragement this book has given them. And the human came in from collecting the caffeine muttering something about good fortune promised in her horoscope. I wonder what sign our neighbors are? Somehow, I suspect they're the one who's horoscope says, property loss expected, disaster in your future.

Word Count Day Twenty-Seven

The human wrote 2175 words on chapter 4 of the horrible, second rabbit novel today. Her total is now at 12,843 words. And in even worse news, she now says she knows all of the twists and characters that she needs to bring in to get through act one. That probably means she'll be able to crank out the rest of the words for it at an alarmingly fast rate. I shudder to imagine how fast this book might end up completed. And she's already making plans to start hunting for an agent! Can you imagine how much having an agent devoted to rabbit writing will encourage the bunnies?

Novel Horrors Day Twenty-Seven

Those rotten sales. I hope those stores feel so guilty, and those horrible customers should feel guilty too, for being on their best behavior and keeping the lines moving in a speedy, orderly fashion. The human was back by noon, and now she's planning to get right to work on the novel as soon as she takes a brief nap. I don't like the amount of caffeine that terrible clown as supplied her with either. I just know that horrible creature is up to something.

Word Count Day Twenty-Six

The human wrote 3712 words on the second rabbit story today, finishing up the third chapter. The total word count is now at 10,698. She was thinking of working on the next chapter but she decided to go to bed early in order to hit the sales tomorrow. I can only pray they're good so that she will stay out all day and far away from the computer. She already has the next chapter planned in her head, along with the turning point for the end of Act One. If she keeps things up at this pace, she will have Act One finished by the end of the weekend and will be speeding ahead through Act Two. Isn't this high of a writing speed against some sort of a law?

Novel Horrors Day Twenty-Six

The parade didn't work as a distraction, and, in even worse news, the human was allowed a extra large slice of chocolate cake, made with Coca-Cola when she went out for Thanksgiving dinner tonight. Believe me, I will be reporting this restaurant promptly for supplying her with so much caffeine. She will probably be wide awake, typing on that horrible novel all night at this rate. She's almost through with chapter 3, and she claims to have chapter 4 plotted out in her head already. Maybe the sales tomorrow will distract her. It is our neighbors' only hope of ending this horrible encouragement of rabbits.

Word Count Day Twenty-Five

The human finished chapter 2 of the second novel. She wrote 2511 words today, bringing her to a total of 6986 for the story so far. She thinks she next chapter is going to just fly, so I don't even want to think about how many words she'll crank out tomorrow. She's talking about trying to break 10,000. Maybe I can distract her somehow with a parade.

Novel Horrors Day Twenty-Five

The novel is moving along nicely according to the last report, or at least I assume that's what the bunnies dancing about shouting about their pending fame means. I am holding that horrible clown, Ronald McDonald, responsible for the human's typing tonight. He foolishly supplied her with large quantities of soda, and she's thinking of staying up all night to write.

Word Count Day Twenty-Four

The human wrote 4475 words for the horrible sequel to the bunny novel today, and she was terribly pleased with how fast the words were flowing once she got to typing on the awful thing. What am I going to go if she's able to keep up that pace? She's starting off faster on this novel than she did on the last one!