Word Count Month Three Day Two

The human wrote 4101 words on the rabbit Christmas story, bringing her total on that horror up to 56,479. She's now only 23,521 words away from her 80,000 word goal. She's sure to finish with Act Two by the end of the weekend, and then all she has to do is to fly through the wrap-up at for Act Three.

Continuing Word Count Month Two Day Twenty-Three

The human wrote 1904 more words on the second rabbit story. It is now at 10,587 words total, which means that she is now half through with the first act. Perhaps I should have bought our neighbors homeowners' insurance for Christmas, except I wasn't sure of how to find a policy that covered acts of rabbits. To make matters even worse, the human's getting ideas now for how to wrap up Act One of this story and then a plot twist that will spice up Act Two.

Word Count Month Two Day Ten

I knew that the human being awake all day would result in the horror to end all horrors. She wrote 6145 words today, bringing the second rabbit novel up to 56,712 words total. She is now 23,288 words away from her goal of 80,000 words. The story is on chapter 14 now, and she thinks she'll finish Act Two by tomorrow at the rate, and will be able to make a descent start on flying through Act Three. I think I will have to go into hiding if her noveling continues at this pace. I'm sure that many words are highly hazardous.

Word Count Day Twenty-Nine

Act One is finished, and in only six days too, one day faster than she did things for the first book. The human wrote 4256 words, bringing her total up to 20,181. Have you ever seen a number so large? She's hoping to get at least another chapter, if not two more, done in Act Two today, and with the amount of caffeine she has left, I'm afraid she just might manage it.

Novel Horrors Day Twenty-Nine

I want that horrible movie theater prosecuted for this! They sold the human a giant soda, and even worse, they offered free refills. She is never going to sleep now, and I shudder to think of all of the writing that she's going to accomplish. Our poor neighbors. I hope they've put a new home on their wish list for Santa, because with this amount of encouragement of the rabbits, their current dwellings are doomed. Do you think they'll take it the wrong way when they get up in the morning and find their siding dotted with little post-it notes marking what the bunnies are planning to plant there for next year's garden? With how awake the human seems at the moment, she'll probably be able to get started on Act Two tonight, putting her way ahead of schedule.

Word Count Day Seven

The human wrote 2523 words today, bringing the horrible bunny novel to 18,237 words so far, each word more encouraging to the rabbits than the word before it. Really, I have to figure a way to lock the computer so she can't get on it. She's made it through to what she calls the turning point at the end of the first act, which seems a horrible sign. Act two is scheduled to start tomorrow, and goodness only knows what horrors it will bring since it is supposed to be twice as long.