Human Report

The human is currently icing her wrist and elbow in an attempt to recover from the troubles inflicted upon her by her vic....  we mean characters.  Really, they have no sense of humor at all.  The doctor adjusted her wrist and elbow, and told her to ice it.  He didn't have any pictures of Brother, but he still has him under close watch, and it is just a matter of time until we have him back in custody once more.  Heheheehehehehehehe!  And then we will show him why he shouldn't have tried to abandon us!

Doctor Tomorrow

The human has to limp to the doctor tomorrow, after injuring a wrist while writing her evil fan fiction.  Really, those characters took her story entirely the wrong way.  How bad could stitches without an anesthetic be?  They didn't have to arrange such pain for our human in retaliation for that.  On the up side, though, hopefully we will get to see a photo of Brother.

Novel Horrors Month Three Day Twenty-Eight

The novel horrors are proceeding according to plan, along with multiple fan fiction horrors. The human claims that she really has her writing groove on or something alarming like that. And due to a slow flock of sheep on Facebook, she isn't going to be as tied up there this weekend. I am afraid to think of what might happen on the writing front.

Word Count Month Three Day Twenty-Seven

The human wrote 2093 words on her tale of terror bringing it up to 16,511 words total. And that doesn't count the fan fictions that the human is working on. Facebook is acting up, giving her lots of time for writing, to say the least. If they don't get it fixed soon, I shudder to think of what could happen.

Word Count Month Three Day Twenty-Four

The human was going to do more work on her novel, but she had a piece of writing for a fan fiction that she's horribly behind on stuck in her head that she wanted to try to crank out first. She managed to write 8022 words on that. Have you ever seen something so alarming in your life, and she said that the words were just flowing easily. What if she manages to get the words for her novel to come like that now?