Wonderful Find

The human went to the doctor today, and on the way home stopped by the bookstore. You won't believe what they had in the free bin outside the store. 160 videos! Naturally we grabbed them all, and have already listed on on Amazon for sale. We're going to see how well it does, and then maybe start listing the rest if the first one does well. You should have heard Brother's screams when we sorted all of the tapes on the front porch. We think he's envisioning our bunny bank account going up and isn't happy at all!

Bunnies' New Book Purchase

I really must find a way to block the bunnies' access to Amazon, or at least a way to block their way to certain reading materials offered there. They just got a new book tonight, a VEGETABLE cook book! What in the world was Amazon thinking, selling a book on cooking vegetables to rabbits, although after some of the other books they've sold to them, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised they would do this too. I ought to report them to the neighbors. Letting those bunnies learn more ways to cook vegetables can only lead to them wanting to grow more vegetables for cooking purposes, which can only lead to the expansion of their garden. Isn't that thing already big enough?

More Work Planned

Every time I turn around, it seems like some other horror rears its head. I just checked the human's Amazon browsing history, and found that she has been looking at nametag kits, to lag to the reunion. Normally, I wouldn't have worried about this, since hopefully the things would be constructed on the computer, and wouldn't involve work for me, but then I found the bunnies working on another list! Apparently, the human is wanting to do something with the badges, using different colors to identify people from different branches of that horrible tree at the family reunion, which means that assembling the awful things by hand is called for! The bunnies are hard at work, designing a color code, and figuring out who will be doing what on the nametag assembly line. I fear that my name is on that list somewhere as a colorer, or possibly a cord inserter!

More Horror on the Way

I can't believe this. I thought that the two reunion books that the human obtained from Amazon was the worst of the horror. I thought once those frightening things arrived, it would be over. But oh, no! I was checking her Amazon history, to make sure the human hadn't taken to obtaining goodies for bag stuffing there too, and you won't believe what I found! She's ordered a third reunion book! It's probably already in the mail, and she has high hopes it will be here before the weekend! My weekend is ruint! Does anyone know how I can obtain mailman repellent fast?

Horror is Here

The horror is here, I'm very sorry to say. Both of those family reunion books have arrived, and the human is thrilled with them, which I'm sure is a terrible sign. One of them even has a section on the horrors of the goodie bag, which will surely give her bad ideas, and will lead to a ton of stuffing work for me. Really, what were the authors of these books thinking, writing something so frightening, and then actually selling copies to my human?

More Amazon Issues

I swear, Amazon is the most evil business that I have ever heard of. Really, they should be so ashamed of themselves. I was checking the human's purchase history there a bit ago, to make sure that no more reunion books had been purchased, when I found something that is almost worse! She just placed an order for a book called How to Wash a CAT!! I'm a cat! Why in the world is she purchasing an instructional manual on how to ruin my nice fur with soap and water? This is terrible! Isn't it bad enough that I am tormented with reunion materials and rabbits? And now there is a close encounter with water looming in my future, I'm sure.

Must Sue Amazon

I must find a way to bring suit against Amazon right away. You will not believe this, but I was checking out their site a bit ago, and when I hit the order history, to make sure the rabbits hadn't snuck in any purchases, I found that Amazon allowed the human to purchase two books on planning FAMILY REUNIONS! TWO BOOKS! Does this business have no shame whatsoever? Do you know the number of horrible ideas that two books on reunion planning are sure to give the human? I must file a suit right away. Goodness knows what they could do next, if they are capable of doing something as foolish as that. Who knows, they will probably try to sell gardening books to the rabbits next.

Mailman

If the poor, misfortunate soul who happens to have our mail route is reading this, might I suggest looking into the benefits of retirement or perhaps a transfer to a nice, safe route in deepest, darkest Africa where all you'll have to worry about is delivering packages of veggies to one Mister Mokele Mbembe. I am very sorry to say that Amazon has taken to carrying large quantities of bear items at a very good price, so needless to say, my siblings have large amounts of shopping planned. I hope the postal service provides major medical insurance.

Human's Recent Book Purchases

I'm getting a bit concerned. I just checked the Amazon order history to make sure those rabbits hadn't hopped on to order alarming amounts of gardening books and I found some rather frightening purchases of the human's of books such as Writing and Selling Your Mystery Novel and First Draft in 30 Days. I think she's planning to use the broken ankle to give her time to actually work on putting together one of her more alarming ideas, a mystery series starring those bears! And even worse, I've heard rumblings that I am going to be forced to be in this series too, which will undoubtedly result in a nightmare of teddy exposure! Who do I call to complain about this? Josie Rabbit has already invited me to another tea party in the name of research and I'm sure Betsy Bear is going to have me participating in crimes.