Today's Cucumber Report

The cucumbers who moved outside yesterday are looking rather nice, I'm very sad to report. Many of the earlier ones have very nice second leaves according to the bunnies, and they expect the new additions to sprout second leaves soon. They're thinking of mixing something up to serve them a big Sunday dinner tomorrow. The zucchini is getting rather frightening as well, and third leaves are definitely visible. I try not to think of the pumpkin and the yellow squash. Oh, and the twelve larger tomatoes were poked out as well. I wonder if I need to see about a hotel for myself and my cat mom soon. I think it might be safer than staying here and a forced conversion to vegetarianism.

This Afternoon's Seed Report

More cucumbers and yellow squash have moved from a baggie into little bowls. I'm thinking of ordering condolence cards for our neighbors now, to express my sympathy on the upcoming takeover of their houses by the bunnies' garden. Do they sell sympathy cards for such traumatic occasions, do you suppose? Perhaps they have them at the seed store. Anyway, the bunnies poked another pack of corn, some flower called lobella and thirty pumpkin seeds into the bag along with some cucumbers that weren't ready to move. This really, really isn't looking good at all. And they're plotting to go out later when the human has to go to the doctor! They're going to hop in the car and stow away! And, horror or horrors, the doctor's office is near several stores who sell SEED!

The Expanding Danger of Seeds

The yellow squash have upgraded their accommodations. All of the little sprouts were transferred into these little plastic salad bowls, filled with dirt and then covered with clear lids to make them like mini-greenhouses. They're currently filling five little bowls, which I just know is a terrible sign of things to come. And to make matters worse, the second they moved out of their bag, the bunnies poked it full of MORE seed! They've got in: zucchini, Swiss chard, what looks like a jumbo pack of that, two different kinds of cantaloupe, cherry tomatoes and rutgers tomatoes. I swear I sent a warning out to all of the stores, to tell them not to sell stuff to the rabbits anymore, but they claim it would be discrimination to deny them. I think they must have money invested in a hotel somewhere and just want our neighbors to be forced to flee their homes.

Squash

HELP! HELP! The yellow squash are sprouting and I mean all of the yellow squash are sprouting! Someone help, quickly! And I just doublechecked, and the cucumbers and buttercup squash are sprouting as well! What do I do? The bunnies currently have out what I am sure are hundreds of those seeds! Should I go ahead and warn the neighbors to flee their homes now or what? The pumpkin seeds are starting to sprout now too! And the zucchini! What do I do? And the broccoli!