Must Stop This

I must drag those bunnies off the bed by their floppy ears right away. They're determined to cause trouble for me, the lot of them. You won't believe what they've done this time. They chattered to the human, and now she's wanting to go and lounge at the bakery to work on her novels tomorrow, including that frightening novel starring Betsy Bear! Really, there are enough horror novels out there. Does something that terrifying need to be released? Think of all of the heart attacks!

Genealogy Horrors

The human heard from a cousin today, and now she is bouncing around, celebrating a potential genealogical success. I have a very bad feeling that confirming this might mean a trip to the country, though, and possibly to the location where that bakery that Betsy attacked the first time the human met with this cousin is situated. Those poor bakery employees. I do hope their insurance covers them for two Betsy induced traumas in less than two months.

Bakery Disaster

The human met with a cousin today, to discuss that tree. Normally, that would be the bad part, but then something happened to overshadow potential tree growth. The human went off with this cousin, and Betsy Bear was left to wait in the car, right outside of a bakery. I am now afraid to turn on the television, because I am sure that bear will be on the news, as the main suspect in the poor bakery's robbery and in the nervous breakdowns of the bakery employees! Really, doesn't the human know better than to do such a thing by now?

Novel Horrors Month Two Day Twenty-Five

The human wasn't feeling well today, and didn't get as much writing done as she hoped. That was good for our poor neighbors, but not so good for me. Needless to say, the human wasn't happy, as this is the second time she's fallen behind what she was hoping to do due to issues with her leg, and she's considering scheduling a writing marathon to make up for it. Going to camp out at that bakery where she met with some of her accomplices has been tossed out as a possibility for this noveling horror. I wonder if I call and tell them that Betsy Bear might come with the human if that would be enough to shut the bakery down?

Novel Horrors Day Twenty-Four

I want that bakery prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law! The human just got back from her accomplice gathering, and you can't imagine how wide awake she is after all of the caffeine the bakery let her have access to. She will probably be awake all night and I shudder to think of the amount of noveling that she will accomplish. I swear, I ought to buy Betsy a bus ticket and send her down there to appropriately punish the bakery for such horrible activities. They should be ashamed. I won't even comment on her horrible accomplices. They even talked tonight about setting up meetings to continue things once the month is over. And here I thought I would be safe come December!

Novel Horrors Day Eight

Thanks to a time mix-up, the human missed her gathering of accomplices for today. I'm afraid all that means is she'll try even harder to get together with them the next time, though. Anyway, since she couldn't meet the accomplices, the human amused herself trekking to a bakery for a little writing session on her own. I hope that poor bakery was insured and the ice cream store two doors down from it too, because the human took Betsy Bear with her.

The Bakery

Betsy Bear returned from terrorizing that poor bakery, and to make matters worse, she brought back a menu as a trophy of all that she snitched. I'm afraid the rabbits got their paws on the thing, and saw where this bakery also offers soups, including loads of vegetarian selections. They're now planning to hop along on the human's next visit to sample the veggies. Oh, horrors! And pretty much every writer's event this month is scheduled in one of these bakeries! They're doomed!

Novel Horrors Day Three

The human is off to meet with her accomplices, and to make matters worse, they are having this meeting at a bakery! Betsy Bear is with the human! Really, I should just go ahead and alert the law now, because that bakery is doomed with that bear roaming free, and if the human's busily committing more alarming writing, you know that she isn't going to be able to supervise Betsy at all. That poor, poor bakery. I hope they have paid their insurance.