Vote Sheep

The human's little farm is having some sort of campaign to chose a new animal, and I would like to urge all of my readers to go here and vote for the sheep by fanning them right away. I know it might sound crazy with the polar bears and their wool obsession, but if they have sheep to tend on the computer, maybe it will prevent them from harassing flocks of sheep around here. Not to mention, if they're distracted with a farm full of sheep, it might keep them from getting bad ideas from the fourth volume of the human's books. So vote for the sheep today!

Farmville

I have decided that Farmville is evil. Granted, it's keeping the human nicely distracted, but you won't believe what the game is offering. It is allowing sheep to be used as a crop! Don't these foolish people know better? Such crops are bound to attract polar bears. And now I have my polar bear siblings camped out here while I'm trying to type, wanting me to hurry and get off so they can check the crops, and see if it's time to harvest the sheep yet. Have you ever heard of such? And they just allowed the human another free sheep today, too!

Blog Issues

I don't know what's been wrong, but I haven't been able to post for the last few days. I'm very sorry about that. I think the polar bears must have messed something out when they were running around, panicking about the snow that hit over the weekend. Either that or the bunnies messed something up poking at the human's little farm. Anyway, I'm back now, and will post and update on the writing horrors as soon as possible.

Novel Horrors Month Three Day Twenty-Two

The human has the novel pretty much planned out, including where her twists ought to fall as far as the word count and everything. One of our neighbors has a daughter on Facebook. I suppose I should pop onto the human's account soon, and let her know that her parents are soon to loose their home. The bunnies are testing out various garden plans now in Farmville due to the encouragement they're getting from this writing.

Novel Horrors Month Three Day Nineteen

The human's writing is proceeding according the schedule, I'm afraid, and I shudder to think of what she might do next. It seems those gifts on Farmville and Zoo World aren't slowing her down at all. Of course, that might be because she requested bunnies as gifts on Farmville! Would you believe that this game involves allowing rabbits to hop around a farm? The human hopes to finish the third chapter soon and maybe start on either the forth or on a section in another one of the books.

Word Count Month Three Day Nineteen

The human wrote 2225 words on her latest rabbit horror bringing it up to 9510. Really, why aren't such large amounts of rabbit terror illegal? And what in the world is going to happen when she starts sharing the horror via Facebook? On the up side, it might get more rabbits to add her to their friends' list. They're all undoubtedly members of Farmville or Garden World, or possibly even Zoo World. More friends there might keep her tied up for longer, and limit her time for cranking out horror.

Novel Horrors Month Three Day Fifteen

The human got herself a pile of books to celebrate inflicting another tale of rabbit horror onto an innocent reading public hopefully soon. She's taking the night off, and then then planning to get back to work on more horror in the morning. Video games are the only hope to save our neighbors now. Should you be on facebook, please send me message, and I'll friend you right away so you can lavish the human with farm products and animals for her farmville and zoo games. And should anyone from the company that makes Diner Dash be reading, send her a copy of game five right away!

Facebook

The human has been poking around this site called Facebook lately, and just started playing this game called Farmville. I'm trying to decide right now if it's evil or not. It does encourage a great deal of gardening, even if it's just virtual gardening, but on the up side, it does distract her nicely from poking at that rabbit story. I suppose that means the site comes out even on the potential evilness scale.