Just Occurred to Us

Well, yesterday's blog post hasn't been tampered with, and something just occurred to us.  The local library is closed on Fridays, so if Brother had trotted there to do the previous tampering, then he wouldn't have been able to mess with last night's blog this morning.  We think we might be onto something as far as determining his whereabouts.  He has probably tricked the librarians into thinking we know he's down there!  They're our friends, and we're sure wouldn't let that cat pop online to cause us trouble if they knew he was a fugitive.  We think we'll have to hop down there in the morning, and give them a wanted poster with Brother's picture.  Then maybe they'll be able to corner him for us.

Found It

We found and just put back up our missing post, but we are highly suspicious about how it went missing.  It had to be that cat!

Very Odd

Something strange is going on here.  We hopped on to post tonight, only to see that our post from yesterday has gone missing.  We know we clicked post, but it's nowhere to be found.  You know, we've heard Burger King is offering free wi-fi.  Could Brother have got his paws on someone's tablet or phone and hopped online to bother our posting?  Maybe we should change the blog password to be safe.

Josie Rabbit Here

Hi, it's Josie Rabbit, taking over the blog for the moment. Our brother had his flea treatment today, and really, he ought to be ashamed of himself. He pitched a fit, and tried to huff and puff and imitate the Big Bad Wolf in order to blow the vet away. Who knew letting him watch cartoons with us would be such a terrible idea? Anyway, they had a new vet out there today, and we wouldn't be surprised if she didn't flee the state after coping with our brother. It is so embarrassing. At least we don't have to go to the vet, though, so unless she visits this blog, she will never know we're related to that cat. Somehow, the flea medication was applied, we can only assume with a squirt gun from twenty paces, so our brother is banned from the computer until it is deemed sufficiently soaked in so as to not turn the human into a hive covered mess. And then he will be banned for a bit longer for his terrible behavior!

Finally Back

I'm finally back, after the bunnies finally decided to deem the flea medication soaked in enough to render me safe. Really, I think I was fine the entire time, and they wanted an excuse to stay in charge of my blog longer. This will be a short post tonight. The weatherman has proven how truly evil he is once more, and is calling for snow. I think you can imagine how the polar bears are taking that. So, I have to try to find a place that is safe, as the run around panicking, and dragging every blanket in the place out to try to insure their warmth. Does anyone have any suggestions for the safest locations?

ACK!!

I can't believe this. I turned my back for a second, and what happens but that rabbit hops on and messes up my blog with a post about those horrible seed labels. I really have got to find some sort of bunnyproofing to prevent this sort of thing from happening. Please dis-reguard that rabbit's post. The bunnies don't need anyone posting suggestions that will only encourage them.

Rabbits on the Loose!

I can't believe this. I was gone five minutes to get a snack, and what do I come back to find but the bunnies have amused themselves messing up my blog again, and even worse, trying to recruit my readers to assist them with their horrible basket plans! I'm very sorry about that. Really, I need to get a lock for this computer or something to keep them out when I'm away. Does anyone know the best way to install bunnyproofing?

I'm Back!

I'm back! The human has finally decided that the flea treatment has worn off enough to permit me to set paw in her room again, and can I say it was just in time too? I can't believe what has happened to my nice little blog in my absence! Gardening posts, quilt posts! I'm surprised they didn't let Betsy Bear post on the best ways to snatch candy from infants! It will take me forever to get this place straightened out! And can I say now, how sorry I am that my loyal readers were subjected to such horrors as my siblings' attempts to blog?

Bebe Blogging

The increased guard seems to be keeping our brother out very nicely, I'm happy to say. Really, he ought to be ashamed, with how he keeps trying to sneak in like he is, even though he still smells of his flea treatment. Luckily we rabbits know how to handle him. So, until he is allowed back, which might not be for a long time, especially if more fleas are found, my siblings and I will be entertaining you. Did you know gardening season is upon us? Tomorrow, I will post on our plans for this happen event, and will offer tips on the best way to get your garden going! And if the polar bears can be convinced to set paw out of their den, they will offer you quilting tips on Friday.

I'm Back

I'm back, and just in time, thank goodness, seeing as the bunny made a mess out of the one simple post I asked her to hop to the library and make. Really, these rabbits are so unreliable. The human now has a shiny new computer, although she's still upset about the old one, and the trouble she now faces in getting her data off of it. She's still ranting about that, and possibly about a visit to small claims court to force the people who sold her the last defective drive to pay for this. I can only hope she calms down sometime soon, so I can have some peace, to fix the muddle that bunny made of my poor blog.

Blog Issues

I don't know what's been wrong, but I haven't been able to post for the last few days. I'm very sorry about that. I think the polar bears must have messed something out when they were running around, panicking about the snow that hit over the weekend. Either that or the bunnies messed something up poking at the human's little farm. Anyway, I'm back now, and will post and update on the writing horrors as soon as possible.

Quilts

Does anyone know if I can sue a blogger for putting terrible ideas into the fluffy little heads of the polar bears? This person, Lazy Gal has a blog showing a group of poor, innocent felines being forced to assist in quilt assembly. Really, aren't such things illegal in several states? Anyway, seeing those poor cats has given my polar bear sisters the insane idea that I ought to help them with quilting and putting together a pile of polar bear quilts for the winter. Can I sue this blogger for encouraging them? They're offering to buy me my own pair of scissors!