Thursday Report

Brother is continuing with his complaints about our finding that television channel with the human's favorite shows and encouraging her in her viewing of them.  He keeps ranting about how nothing good can come from her watching television and leaving us unsupervised.  We really don't know what he thinks we might be making plans to get up to while the human is enjoying her programs.  We're just happy she's found a show that seems to please her so much, unlike a certain naughty kitty.

TV Complaints

We've found a lovely tv channel airing some of the human's favorite mysteries.  If you were curious what in the world was making Brother shriek so this afternoon, that was what it was.  He highly disapproves of the human watching television and says that such a thing will only lead to unsupervised rabbits and trouble.  It's probably a good thing he isn't living here at the moment.  The human seemed so happy to see her favorite shows and if that cat was here he would probably amuse himself trying to unplug the TV set.

TV Viewing

We watched a television program tonight and we have a problem.  The show was fantastic, but due to a lack of seating, our poor human had to stand the entire time.  That was nice of her, to make sure we were able to see those show and had comfy seats, but still, we're thinking we need to build some sort of stadium seating before next week's episode.  There are two hours of programing next week and we would hate for the human to stand for that long.  She almost didn't make it through one hour and that was with racing to her computer to sit and tweet during every commercial.  Does anyone know where we can find a pattern for constructing stadium seating?

On TV

We were watching TV with Brother again tonight, or rather trying to watch tv over his complaints about the show.  There wasn't a pair of long, floppy ears or a fuzzy cotton tail in sight, so we don't know what he had such a problem with.  Anyway, we saw a sign for a dancing show while we were viewing our program, and now we are concerned.  What if Brother watches this show and gets bad ideas?  It's on our mouse siblings' large cousin's network.  Do you think he checks out the dances, to make sure they are safe for public viewing, and more importantly for kitten viewing, before airing them?  Brother does NOT need to learn more weather dances!

New Show

A new television show came on tonight that we were sure Brother would like.  A cat appeared in it, and since he's always complained about a lack of felines on television, we felt sure he would be a fan.  Only, the second the program ended, we got hit with a batch of texts, complaining that the rabbit in it had more screen time than the cat, and he got three times as many lines!  We think he was watching the show with a stopwatch and a calculator!  Can't he just be pleased a feline was on television, and ignore the bunny if it bothers him so much?  It was just the first episode.  We're sure the cat will get loads more time in the future.  He might get entire episodes of screen time.  There is no need for him to pitch such a fit!

TV

This doesn't bode well. The human is trying to work out how she can get television reception, possibly on her laptop, up in the country. A good episode of one of her favorite shows comes on next Friday, and there isn't a functional TV up there for her to watch it on. I was optimistic this meant that she would stay home, but now the bunnies have put the idea into her head of watching online. I have to find a way to sabotage this!

Sheep Show

The television people should be ashamed of themselves. They have really done it this time. Honestly they have. They aired a show tonight featuring human sized SHEEP! Giant sheep, and naturally, the polar bears came rushing in and got all worked up over the show. Now they have a horrible idea in their heads, and are clustered together, talking about the amount of wool such a sheep would provide, and how best to capture and sheer one of them. Next they will be going in search of giant scissors! Television should be ashamed!

Another TV Viewing

The human just watched another TV show. I was more than a bit concerned, since when she watched this show last week, my table ended up taken over by my mass of siblings. For some reason tonight, though, maybe because the human was running late on starting the episode, they all stayed in her room, probably watching on the computer. Of course, since she got a late start with the episode, she'll probably want to watch again on Friday, which means I might have my table taken over then.

Television

The human decided to watch television tonight, and on the big television and not the computer too. I would have found a hiding place, so as to not be subjected to possible odd ideas of entertainment, but then to make the situation worse, my siblings came trotting in and took over MY table! The lot of them came trotting in, and before I knew it, I was surrounded and trapped! Forced to watch television with the bunnies, bears and the groundhogs too, since they thought one of their cousins might be in this episode. And this will repeat again next week! I wonder if I have time to sabotage the televison? I don't want to watch human programing!

Good News for a Change

I have good news for a change! The human has entered me in a contest at PetSmart. I urge all of my readers to go here right away and vote for me. The prize is a commercial appearance, and I would look so nice on television. Okay, so the rabbits are hopping around, saying that I can use the commercial to promote their tales of rabbit terror. I can deal with that. There's a thing called a green room, I hear tale, on television sets. That sounds like the kind of place for bunnies. They'll be so busy stuffing themselves silly with veggies that they'll forget about hopping onto the set. Vote for me right away, and vote often!

Latest Rabbit Issues

I need some sort of control for the television. The bunnies got their paws on the remote, and were poking around, looking for a gardening special, when they came upon a program on all of those big mouthed birds who have managed to get their feathers oily. The bunnies were very impressed with the size of the mouths on those things, and the next thing I knew, they were speculating about how much produce the pelicans could carry, and about how they would surely be cheaper that purchasing baskets and bags to haul their veggies. The bunnies are hard at work now on fliers to be distributed to those birds, offering them accommodations here, and a free oil removal in exchange for assistance with gardening duties. The penguins are in the back by the pool, putting up nests for them, too! Have you ever heard of such? And what if all of those pesky pelicans come up? Can you imagine how much produce they could carry for the rabbits?