Tummy Fur Theft

I'm back, and I absolutely must find a lawyer to sue that vet for stealing my fur right away. I know he took it, and sold it to the polar bears to be stuffed into a quilt. My polar bear sisters are always talking about how warm looking my fur is. They probably called while the humans' backs were turned, and offered the vet cash for a large hunk of tummy fur. That's my best fur and I was robbed of it. I know I saw someone at the vet's office with a soda from that company who supplies the bears with cash. If that isn't proof they're in league with the polar bears, I don't know what is!

Polar Bear Video

Hello, it's Annann Polar Bear here, to share some important polar bear news. That nice soda company has a video out on the wonders of polar bears. We're sure you will love watching it here. And for every person who views this film, the soda company will donate a dollar to helping the polar bears up in Alaska expand their property holdings. Our polar bear cousins hope to have a giant portion of the state in their control soon, and you can help by viewing this wonderful video, so click now!

Polar Bear Soda

The soda company is once more donating money to the polar bears for every soda purchased. How much money do those bears need to get their paws on? They're sure to get lots from this, for the soda company is now offering a ton of good prizes on their site for entering codes from the sodas. Each soda not only gets the polar bears cash but gets the humans points towards goodies which will only lead them to purchase more sodas, causing the bears to get more money. I hope the people who have the misfortune to live in Alaska are prepared, because the bears will be taking over there for sure with their new wealth.

Polar Bears and Soda

Three days where I've been able to blog. Perhaps the rabbits are starting to forget about my insults towards their squirrel friend. Oh, the horrors I have to report, though. The polar bear lobby has somehow convinced a soda company to devote funds to arranging their polar bear happiness. Every bottle in the house now has an announcement on it about helping those bears. Really, all of that attention. All it will do is make them get big heads, as if their heads weren't large enough already. And the poor sheep. I'm sure that some of this assistance the polar bears are trying to con the humans into giving them will involve robbing massive amounts of sheep of their wool, thus inflicting the horror of the naked sheep upon all sensible creatures. Really, what were those soda people thinking?

Novel Horrors Month Two Day Twenty-Six

I want the restaurant that provided the human with the extra large serving of soda prosecuted! Or possibly persecuted, and tarred and feathered. She is now setting on the bed, wide awake and typing like crazy. And to make matters even worse, she went out this afternoon, claiming she was going to drop off a Christmas gift. She returned with an idea for book eight in the rabbit series. The horrors just keep on coming!

Novel Horrors Month Two Day Twenty-Four

The novel horrors are still proceeding according to schedule, even with the human having to take time off to finish wrapping presents and then to go out to eat. Don't think I don't blame the restaurant that she went to for supper either. Really, what WERE they thinking, providing her with three large glasses of soda? She'll be up all night at this rate, and I shudder to think of what she will manage to get done. My only comfort is that she didn't go to the restaurant with the coca cola cake. That much caffeine on top of the sodas is the last thing she needs.