Foolish Humans

Just when I think humans can't get nuttier, a batch proves me wrong. Some humans here have started a message thread about sheep and sheep ownership! Really, why doesn't the funny farm do more to round up such obviously deranged people? Posting about sheep and letting people know your location and the location of these sheep is so nutty that it should have netted them a padded cell easily. Not to mention talking about how nice the sheep's wool is. That's so insane I can't even put it into words. There are polar bears reading this and making notes of the locations of those poor, defenseless sheep who have the misfortune to live with such insane humans! Those poor, poor sheep. Can they file suit against the nutty humans for endangering them by making their location known to polar bears or could the humans get off on an insanity plea?

My Human is Insane!

The human has totally lost it is all that I can say. She actually adopted a sheep and her lamb from that sheep adoption project for Easter! My new sheep sister answers to the name of Shelia Sheep, and she's currently hiding in the den with her lamb, trying to keep out of the reach of the polar bears. I'm afraid I saw them searching for the scissors, though, so I'm more than a bit worried. Any guesses as to how long it will be before the poor sheep is sheered? She is rather fluffy and fleecy, after all.