We Must Give Him Credit

It's Bebe again. Well, I suppose we must give that brother of ours credit for sneakiness. He snatched a tuft of wool from Shelia Sheep, and stuffed it in his bell to try to keep us from hearing the jingling, and thus being able to hunt him down, to make him be industrious. Really, we have never seen anyone spend so much energy, trying to get out of working. We'll still find him, never fear, though. We can still hear his bell in spite of the stolen wool. It's just making more of a thumping sound instead of its usual jingling. And when we do catch him, we think we'll make him help assemble the maps too, a payback for making us spend all this time hunting him!

Great News!

I finally have some good seed news for a change! The cotton seed arrived today, and just in time too, as the polar bears have been grumbling about the weather getting nippy, and looking at Shelia Sheep and the scissors in a rather alarming manner. Now I just have to find a pot so I can get some cotton planted right away. Surely if I can fool them into thinking wool grows on plants, they will leave the sheep alone.

Pray for Me

I would like to beg prayers, please, as I am going to be in charge of those delinquent teddies for two days while the human is away getting the ankle fixed. Can I have her charged with cruel and inhuman treatment for leaving me in charge of this lot for so long? Granted, most of them are nice, but still, in addition to the bunnies' gardening plans, I just know that the polar bears are going to cause trouble, either trying to sheer poor Shelia Sheep or else mapping out online directions to the pastures of other, poor sheep for potential wool gathering. I don't even want to imagine what the penguins will do to the pool, and I don't like the way Zenobia Zebra has been looking up other zebras online. She's surely plotting to encourage zebra escapes.

Fleece

They were having some sort of festival uptown today, and would you believe that someone was foolish enough to bring baskets full of fleece to it? What they were thinking, I'll never know, doing something so crazy like that in the same area as my fleece loving polar bear sisters. Of course, I suppose if they do amuse themselves making off with that fleece, it might convince them to leave Shelia Sheep and her lamb alone. I would think snitching the spinning guild blind would be so much easier than trying to hold a sheep down long enough to give them a haircut, what with the hooves and the frantic baaing and all.

My Human is Insane!

The human has totally lost it is all that I can say. She actually adopted a sheep and her lamb from that sheep adoption project for Easter! My new sheep sister answers to the name of Shelia Sheep, and she's currently hiding in the den with her lamb, trying to keep out of the reach of the polar bears. I'm afraid I saw them searching for the scissors, though, so I'm more than a bit worried. Any guesses as to how long it will be before the poor sheep is sheered? She is rather fluffy and fleecy, after all.