Pumpkin Report

Okay, I need suggestions for seed sabotage. The bunnies have that pumpkin seed lounging in a little container, drying after it's first soak as part of the sprouting process. And as soon as the things are dry they go back in for another rinse and repeat until the root pokes its tail out. Sniff, sniff, sniff. And when that happens we are all DOOMED! What can I do to stop this process? I thought about trying to roast the seeds, but I'm not sure of how to turn the oven on to cook them.

Worse and Worse

Oh, this is just getting worse and worse. As if it wasn't bad enough that the bunnies got their paws on those pumpkin seed yesterday, now there is much discussion going around about a visit to the country in a few days. The humans hope to go up there tomorrow to check the cottage, and if all goes well, then they want to head up there for the weekend. What in the world am I going to do? I know the bunnies will come hopping around soon to give me my seating assignment for the ride up!

Call the Police! Call the Marines! Call the Green Berets!

Someone call the authorities right away! Oh why didn't the human just go to the movies as planned this afternoon? The blissful, safe movies where the worst that could happen would be the bunnies guzzling carrot juice and munching vegetable flavored popcorn. She didn't do that, though. Oh, she did something so much worse I feel faint just thinking about it! She went to the food co-op! She went to the food co-op in the company of the bunnies! And do you know what they came back with? Pumpkin seed, at least an ounce of pumpkin seed! Do you know how many seed are in an ounce? They plan to go to work on sprouting the seed bright and early in the morning. We're DOOMED!