Showing posts with label impending doom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label impending doom. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2009

Condolence Card

So, what's the appropriate condolence card to send someone who is about to become homeless due to my bunny siblings' gardening? I need to send these people condolences too, on their home improvement project, that is soon going to be overtaken by a swarm of vines. Poor, poor neighbors. And I received a report, too, that this home improvement project has left gaps while it is underway that would provide perfect paths for vines to sneak into their dwelling. Can I be held accountable if they wake up to find their bed surrounded by plants, and a squash watching their television?