Total, Utter Disaster

The human went out today, and before I could stop her, one of the polar bears wrapped up in a scarf and hopped into the human's bookbag. I thought they were just going out for a fillet o' fish. That's what the bear was waving a coupon for, and since the humans were discussing eating too, I thought I was safe. The polar bear would get the fish and return without any issues. Little did I know. It turns out that the human decided to drop in on the food co-op for some sort of beauty product after lunch, and of course the polar bear trotted along. She had a sack in her paws when she returned, that she proudly presented the bunnies. A sack with corn seed in it! Over a quarter pound of colored popcorn seed, all ready for planting. Needless to say, the bunnies were thrilled. Well, I am NOT thrilled! Now I will be forced to live in a colorful corn maze! Do you know how many popcorn seed are in a quarter pound?

Polar Bear Does it Again

I thought I was keeping a close eye on that bear, since she lagged in all of the new siblings a few days ago, but today the polar bear said she was going out again to the clown's restaurant. She even had a coupon in her paws for fillet o' fish so I thought it would be okay. WRONG! It turns out instead of going to the restaurant the clown runs barely four blocks from here, this bear ventured to the branch across the road from the homeless shelter! And of course, after eating she dropped in, and of course, there was a bear there, all eager to move in! I now have 719 siblings!

Sibling Nightmare

One of the polar bears and a cub trotted out again today. I thought they were going to drop in on that clown's restaurant down the road to get a sack of fillet o' fish, so I wasn't too concerned. But then they were gone much longer than would be needed to make a food purchase from that clown, and you won't believe what they had with them when they came back! They had dropped in on the homeless shelter, and gathered more siblings! I am now up to 718 siblings. And worse, they invited another polar bear to move in! Another polar bear! And this one is a chatty thing too, and big even though they say he's still a cub. I hate to think of what size he will be when grown if this is his cub size. Really, I'm almost tempted to demand the weatherman send more snow. I think I would rather risk my tail instead of taking a chance on the polar bears going out again!

Polar Bear Ventured Out

The humans found and finished off the pack of fish sticks the polar bears had hidden in the freezer to supply them with snacks in case of snow, so one of them had to venture out today to lay in supplies. Since fish was involved, I offered to handle this for the bears, but for some reason I don't think they trust me around such foods. Anyway, the bear trotted out, or more appropriately, rode out, in the human's book bag and returned smelling suspiciously of fillet o' fish, and with a sack from that clown's business with food for her fellow bears. And would you believe they wouldn't hand a single fillet over for me? All the offered was half a BUN!