Amending Yesterday's Complaint

I must amend yesterday's complaint to include Cousin Harry's other daughter, Bertha who had the absolute, unmitigated NERVE to marry someone with the first name of Arnwood! Do you know how many people there are with that name on the internet? One, which is him, making it frighteningly easy for the human to hunt down the obituaries and add more relatives than I want to think of. Really, what are these relatives thinking and how do I file complaints against them for contributing to that tree?

New Bunny Complaint

Those rabbits had a new complaint waiting for me, bright and early this morning. I had invited another cat over, to see about recruiting him as a salescat for me when my catnip crops go on the market. Anyway, the rabbits claim that he is intimidating to their little bunny friends and relations, and want me to schedule all business appointments elsewhere. Have you ever heard of such?