Sorry for the Noise

Sorry for the noise.  We found a ton of ebooks on quilts, including one on how to make CAT themed quilts in the elibrary the human has been enjoying this morning.  Needless to say, Brother didn't take our library find well, and he is shouting at us to back away from the computer and the tablets at once.  We really don't know what his problem is.  Our teddy cat siblings think cat themed quilts are a lovely idea!

Kitty Fits

Brother is pitching a fit, and threatening various churches once more with prosecution for encouraging bunnies.  We hopped to a few sales today, and Brother wasn't pleased with what we got.  We got texts as soon as we got in, demanding to know why we were out of the house for so long, and why he was hearing fabric rustling, and pages flipping.  And then he practically blew up the phone with texts saying he had heard cats and quilts mentioned in the same sentence, and had we actually dared to purchase that awful book showing how to make quilts featuring felines that he is sure should be illegal.  The answer is that of course we got it, and we got a WONDERFUL deal on the book too!  Only fifty cents, and it is absolutely not illegal!  Some kitties probably make a nice sum, assisting with this book, and Brother has no right to complain and threaten their livelihood!

Cat Quilts

Brother is not a happy kitty, but really, does he expect us to cater to him after how he cruelly abandoned us?  He has no right to complain after the trouble he has caused, deserting and making us spend so long hunting him down and making arrangements to drag him back.  We went to a quilt shop today, and found the nicest fabric featuring kitties.  We grabbed four fat quarters, and might hop back for some yardage later.  And then we found the most interesting patterns, of kitties done up in a vegetable look!  Brother dressed as a carrot, we would love to make a quilt like THAT!

New Pattern

We managed to get the nicest pattern yesterday, after hopping home from that sale, and it was free as well, right there online for our clicking and downloading pleasure.  Brother can't sue the internet for providing it to us, right?  Such a nice pattern, of a kitty that looks just like BROTHER!  We really need to print it out and start sewing on that one right away.

Quilt Doom

I knew that book the bunnies borrowed would be nothing but trouble. I just knew it. Now those polar bears are plotting to sneak out in the morning, in search of fabric to construct a cat quilt with! They were even talking about taking me with them, to better select fabrics that matched my fur, and I know I saw one of the cubs with my leash. I think they finally gave it up though, when they couldn't think of a way to poke me into the human's bookbag, thank goodness! If I had been forced to go out, they would have me sitting on bolts of fabric all day! Way too much fabric exposure, and what if a sheep had spotted me? Sooner or later, those creatures are going to find a lawyer to sue for their wool loss, and if I was seen in the fabric department, I'm sure they would decide I was an accessory to said wool theft. As it is, I'll be lucky if the cat quilt itself doesn't get me declared an accessory. I wonder if I could hide the thread box, to delay construction?