Piracy

Oh, horrors! Disney is now offering a ton of activities involving piracy! Betsy's currently looking up the price for bears to catch the bus down there. She's eager to take part in all of these pirate raids, you see. Oh, that poor Pooh Bear is doomed with Disney encouraging pirate attacks! Poor, poor, silly old bear. I hope he has a good insurance policy.

Winnie the Pooh

Does anyone know how I can go about finding the email address for that poor Winnie the Pooh, the one who lives down at the mouse's house in Florida? I'm afraid Betsy might be planning a visit, and that poor bear needs warning so he can hide his honey. Perhaps he can get those pirates that hang out there to help him out with burying it, but I need to warn the poor bear as soon as possible. I shudder to even think of what Betsy did to him the last time she was down there, and he needs all the warning he can get if he's going to escape this time.