New York Times is Going to be Sued

Those foolish people at the New York Times published a gardening book, as I believe I've mentioned before. Well, in the last pages of this book, they discussed groundhogs, and said they aren't smart. Poor people. My groundhog siblings are discussing attorneys now for a slander suit. They also claimed if you trapped a groundhog and drove it far enough away, it wouldn't be able to find its way back to your house. I hope no one takes this advice as the truth is all I can say. I shudder to think of the cab bills they will get when the groundhogs flag down a driver and get transportation back. And they always insist on a cab, even if they're on a perfectly good bus line too. So annoying.